LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[lass of something much]

*Snacks on some puppets* Oh boy how things have changed since I were a younger forumer

[Booklover]

I have two questions regarding Horcruxes:

Horcrux Question 1: Harry Potter spoilers alert

Can Dementors kill them, by sucking the bits of soul out?

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And:

Horcrux Question 2: Harry Potter spoilers alert

Couldn't Voldemort steal a Time-Turner from the Ministry of Magic, and make it a Horcrux?  I mean, think of what a mess everything would be, if he could go back in time over and over again... And if he'd just hidden it somewhere, in Hogwarts, say, and a random student found it... It would be like Tom Riddle's diary and Ginny Weasley, they'd go back in time, and kill a bunch of Muggleborns, and then probably get their memories wiped or something. And since the past would keep changing, nobody would be able to get their hands on the culprit. Actually, now that I think of it, I'm kind of glad J. K. Rowling didn't add a Time-Turner Horcrux. Imagine if Hermione had ended up with it in The Prisoner of Azkaban...

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For the first, some people think so, but I don't think it's known for sure.

Q2 Answer, HP spoilers

Depends whether you go by PoA time turner rules or the Play-That-Must-Not-Be-Named time turner rules. And whether or not horcruxes have to be made from an object that's somewhat meaningful to the creator.

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[Kade Rivok]

*Snacks on some puppets* Oh boy how things have changed since I were a younger forumer

That's gotta be bad for your stomach, dearie.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

At leazt tiz nae ze door... Ezpecially Bill Door.

[Booklover]

What about Dora and Dory? Also Doro, Dori and Doru?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

What about Dora and Dory? Also Doro, Dori and Doru?

Pleaze dinnae mention zat avful computer program. Ach...

[Flib Bigboat]

*Snacks on some puppets* Oh boy how things have changed since I were a younger forumer

If Sheev's puppets weren't around for you to snack on, when you were a younger forumer, how come they're so moldy? I mean, you've only been a forumer for about three or four years, so if you couldn't snack on them back then, they probably didn't exist then. Which means the "young prince" has lied to us, and the puppets aren't as ancient as they seem.

I have two questions regarding Horcruxes:

Horcrux Question 1: Harry Potter spoilers alert

Can Dementors kill them, by sucking the bits of soul out?

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And:

Horcrux Question 2: Harry Potter spoilers alert

Couldn't Voldemort steal a Time-Turner from the Ministry of Magic, and make it a Horcrux?  I mean, think of what a mess everything would be, if he could go back in time over and over again... And if he'd just hidden it somewhere, in Hogwarts, say, and a random student found it... It would be like Tom Riddle's diary and Ginny Weasley, they'd go back in time, and kill a bunch of Muggleborns, and then probably get their memories wiped or something. And since the past would keep changing, nobody would be able to get their hands on the culprit. Actually, now that I think of it, I'm kind of glad J. K. Rowling didn't add a Time-Turner Horcrux. Imagine if Hermione had ended up with it in The Prisoner of Azkaban...

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For the first, some people think so, but I don't think it's known for sure.

Q2 Answer, HP spoilers

Depends whether you go by PoA time turner rules or the Play-That-Must-Not-Be-Named time turner rules. And whether or not horcruxes have to be made from an object that's somewhat meaningful to the creator.

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Spoiler

Why did you mention the Play-That-Must-Not-Be-Named? Of course I don't go by its rules. It isn't canon to the rest of the series. I was going by the PoA rules. Also I typed out a really, really long bunch of sentences about why I think Voldemort would find a Time-Turner somehow meaningful, what with plotting to take over the Ministry and whatnot, but the further I got, the more plotholes I discovered in the series regarding Time-Turners, and I got so confused that I just decided to delete it. My brain felt like it was going to explode. Probably a side-effect of being in the Cellars.

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[Booklover]

What about Dora and Dory? Also Doro, Dori and Doru?

Pleaze dinnae mention zat avful computer program. Ach...

What awful computer program? I was talking about Dora the Explorer, and that's got more to do with a TV program than anything. Perhaps if it was Dora the Internet Explorer she'd be a browser, but she's not.

HP spoilers

In PoA, you can't change the past. It's already happened, and going back in time just makes it happen. In the PTMNBN, time travel does change the past and erases people out of existence. Apparently, plot continuity, being a muggle concept, is not understood by wizards, or those writing about them.

There are enough plotholes in HP that your brain will explode even without the influence of the Cellars.

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[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

What about Dora and Dory? Also Doro, Dori and Doru?

Pleaze dinnae mention zat avful computer program. Ach...

What awful computer program? I was talking about Dora the Explorer, and that's got more to do with a TV program than anything. Perhaps if it was Dora the Internet Explorer she'd be a browser, but she's not.

Zat zhov vaz vot Ah vaz talkin' aboot- 'ave ye zeen it? It takez place on a computer zcreen on a computer, 'az a computer mouze gaein' aboot ze zcreen clickin' on zingz, und etc. Tiz abzolutely avful! *Dragz zaid computer program tae ze computer rubbizh bin, clickz delete, und vatchez it dizappear permanently*

[Booklover]

Deleter, no deleting!

Oh dear... It seems certain parts of the TV show are contagious.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Callz ze Doctor*

[Booklover]

Using 999, or a police telephone box?

[Ripred the Gnawer]

I just finished rereading HbP and DH

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Using 999, or a police telephone box?

Definitely a polis telephone box. Or ye could make a vizh, zat uzually vorkz. In ze meantoime, vid everybeazt loike a fez? *Pazzez fezzez aboot tae everybeazt*

[Booklover]

*takes the fez*

*waits*

*The Doctor arrives, and the really annoying 7/4 time piece that's really hard to play on a violin plays (I am the Doctor (theme for the 11th Doctor))*