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SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE REVOLUTION

Started by DanielofRedwall, September 07, 2020, 03:32:06 PM

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Captain Wortshire

*Sraosha gets knocked out by the Bolt*

Drat! Change! (I'm probably going to regret this later...)



Quick Morning Star!

明けの明星

*an almighty bolt strikes all the Southerner Rebels*

[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

*The bolt is zapped out of existence*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

Alright, if it is going to be that way, why not say hello with an old friend...

Change!



Hecatoncheires! Gattling Blows!

ガトリングブロー

*the Hecatoncheires charges towards Jarky*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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shisteer of nothing much

*distracts the Hecatoncheires by offering it some prunes*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

*the Hecatoncheires ignores Teer and punches Jarky*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Captain Tammo

Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 01:02:00 AM
Thanks! *happily sets Tammo on fire, then covers him in oil ^-^*
*is very grateful you used non-flammable oil to put me out before that got too serious*

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 08:28:15 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on September 09, 2020, 01:11:49 PM
Ah, finally, a duel for the ages!

*Draws own toy lightsaber*
Hold it! Are you sure you don't want to do this in a proper arena?
@shisteer of nothing much Ah... yes but will it take you more than a few minutes to build it? @DanielofRedwall and I want to kill each other and we don't normally get time to do these sorts of things what with irl shenanigans and our mutual hatred for one another.
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

DanielofRedwall

Exactly, this is the most opportune moment.
Received mostly negative reviews.

Scott McLamok

"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

Quote from: Captain Tammo on September 10, 2020, 02:08:21 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 01:02:00 AM
Thanks! *happily sets Tammo on fire, then covers him in oil ^-^*
*is very grateful you used non-flammable oil to put me out before that got too serious*
....*glances at the burning mass that is Tammo* Yeah, nah, mate.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 07:45:02 AM
So no fire. *gives Russa a large throne, a few blocks of chocolate and the nearest northern peasant* Have fun being superior. Just make sure you throw your weight around, yeah?
. . . *Sits awkwardly in the throne and eats the chocolate*
Freddy

lass of something much

Sorry about what I'm about to do, Scott... *sets fire to Scott*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


lass of something much

The Americans gotta diiie man...Plus, I like burning things..
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

*Smiles pityingly at the Hecatoncheires, dodges the punch, and throws a cupboard at it*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

*Wants to set more people on fire...Sets myself on fire*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱