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SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE REVOLUTION

Started by DanielofRedwall, September 07, 2020, 03:32:06 PM

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lass of something much

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 18, 2020, 09:36:50 PM
*Glares at Teer with skull* You're just jealous.

I believe Nerek is the jealous one here.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Well, well, what mayhem can I reignite here...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

Not much, to be honest. We already have a burning Lake, and whole bunch of members on fire, and a forest fire. Plus a flood and an oil spill on the flood water.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Interesting...

Why not add a volcano and clouds pelting fire and brimstone?

Amateurs...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

Because that would add nothing. We are all on fire anyway.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

You people are so unoriginal.

Whenever you want something destroyed, you resort to fire...

Why not use something more stylish? Like a freak blizzard, or a flood?
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

lass of something much

We have used a flood as you can see.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Yes, then went back to fire...

You know what...

*beep beep boop*

Yes, is it possible for you to direct the Fortress' cannon over here for a moment...

I don't care if you are about to fire on the Pillow Fort, change the setting to Flash Freeze and fire in this area...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

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What's the point. Don't you get it? Most people don't care, in order to bring chaos, you must randomly send creatures to kidnap members and then torture them to death. Or at least, try. You must do something people can react to, not all these unstoppable forces that no one really understands.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

I beg your pardon?

Well, I'm here right now...

And by the way, I would get a coat were you.

*a beam hits the ground flash freezing the entire area*

There, much better scene. And now...

*pulls out stool and sits*

What would you like to discuss?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

You heard me. You also missed a few words in that sentence. And I don't feel the cold, I don't need a coat.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Well I assure you everything was done for a reason...

Care for tea?

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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

*Kass is smirking*


Haven't had it since I died.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

*pours Kass a cup*

I mean, if you have such a good case against me, why not take it to court?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

Because our court system is one-sided and corrupt.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱