An Alien Invasion, Y'all!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Prepare your food! Grab your weapons! Button down the hatches! Here they come, lads!

*Alien air craft hover above*

[Kade Rivok]

*Shoots toothpicks out of straws at the UFOs.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Go get 'em, Kade! *Begins building bunker*

*Alien guns aims at the floofy OtterBadger*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*brutally murders the guns*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Begins throwing bricks up at the aliens*

[lass of something much]

You silly, Sebbie. Da dust donna get ya on de 'ead...

[Sebias of Redwall]

*A score of alien ships land on the surface and an army waddles out*

Hello. Where is the One? *Looks around* Commander, no intelligent life forms detected.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Wow. Rude, much. *begins brutally murdering the aliens as well*

[lass of something much]

I werey intntalagint!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Alien dressed in a blue jacket attacks Eb, swinging at her with a glowing mace*

*Two snake-like aliens with legs run up to Lass, slobber coming out of their ears*

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass pats them on the head

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The first lets out a cooing sound before laying on its back, the other, however, blinks rapidly and swats him* Grahhaophligag. Dregla.

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass giggles and hugs them

You nice f'iends!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The second one blinks again, squinting. The first makes a happy trilling sound, and the other nods* Glahglah! *The pair pick up Lass and begin to carry her to their ship*

[lass of something much]

* Infant Lass tries to coppy the trilling sound