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Started by Captain Wortshire, September 15, 2020, 08:01:13 PM

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Captain Wortshire

September 15, 2020, 08:01:13 PM
A.R.S.E.N.E unit sets up sign...

FORTRESS GARAGE SALE!!!
MASSIVE CLEARANCE!!!

I'm just clearing stuff out because I'm considering giving the Fortress some renovations

TODAYS OFFERS

Assorted Weapons - 50% OFF for all Swords/Glaives/Axes/Bows etc. - BUY 5, GET ONE FREE!

A Crate of Avocados - 75% OFF

A Victorian-Era Sofa - $200 -  SLIGHTLY USED CONDITION

Plushies - $1.00 each - BUY 10 GET 1 FREE!

A Potted Hydrangea Plant - 50% OFF

A Small Model Replica of Redwall Abbey - 75% OFF

Scrap Robot Bits - $10 PER lbS

A Self of Books - 50% OFF

An Owl-Man Statue -75% OFF

A Refrigerator - 90% OFF

A Rack of Clothes - $1.00 EACH

A Table of of Assorted Vials - $5.00 EACH - BUY THREE GET 1 FREE!

A Power Suit - 25% OFF

More things shall be added soon
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Scott McLamok

#1
September 15, 2020, 08:03:36 PM
OOOOH!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#2
September 15, 2020, 09:55:27 PM
I want the avocados!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3
September 15, 2020, 10:06:09 PM
Iz zere a garage fer zale? Ozervoize, tiz nae a 'Garage Zale'.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

shisteer of nothing much

#4
September 16, 2020, 08:04:46 AM
I'd like to buy the self of books, please. It sounds be interesting.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#5
September 16, 2020, 10:27:43 AM
I'm interested in the fridge.
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

#6
September 16, 2020, 07:14:36 PM
Okay:

@Jarky Thistlebrush That would be: $5.00

@shisteer of nothing much That would be: $50.00

@Russa Nodrey That would be: $10.00

If you have any other type of currency, I'll work out the exchange rate.

NEW ITEMS!

Chess Set - 25% OFF

China Figurines - 2 FOR $5.00

Cake Making Supplies - $20 FOR ENTIRE SET
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#7
September 16, 2020, 09:18:53 PM
*Hands over ten dollars* Keep the change.
Also, can I have the table of vials?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#8
September 16, 2020, 09:32:11 PM
@Jarky Thistlebrush So the Table of 50 Assorted Vials  eh?...

Lets say $40.00 for the whole set, with the ornate table tossed in as well.

Deal?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#9
September 16, 2020, 09:52:39 PM
Sure. *Gives $40*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#10
September 16, 2020, 10:17:24 PM
Oh. I deal in duvet covers, sorry. Money is worthless to a taniwha.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#11
September 17, 2020, 06:42:08 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on September 16, 2020, 07:14:36 PM

@Russa Nodrey That would be: $10.00

*Hands Wort ten dollars* Keep the change. *Scoots the fridge onto a skateboard and rolls away*
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

#12
September 19, 2020, 07:59:57 PM
NEW ITEMS!

Full Dining Set - 25% OFF

DragonBayne Armor - 10% OFF

Magic Rose - ASK PRICE

VHS Collection - $50.00
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#13
September 19, 2020, 11:39:08 PM
How much is the magic rose?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#14
September 20, 2020, 12:14:44 AM
Now that...

Has a special price.

I am simply asking for a shard of fire essence...

It can be found by completing certain levels of the Fortress' Labyrinth.

Bring me one, and the rose is yours...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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