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Jarky Thistlebrush

October 03, 2020, 12:36:00 AM
Hello, mortal infants.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
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42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1
October 03, 2020, 03:52:47 AM
*Infant Ebby is scared*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#2
October 03, 2020, 04:06:59 AM
Infant Ebby, hmm? Come sit on the bone bench over here while we wait.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Ebantu the Kararehe

#3
October 03, 2020, 04:09:04 AM
*Infant Ebby wordlessly obeys*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#4
October 03, 2020, 04:43:08 AM
Good child.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

lass of something much

#5
October 03, 2020, 04:43:42 AM
Ebby! Ebby!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#6
October 03, 2020, 04:48:11 AM
Oh. Hello, small Lass.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Dotti Dillworthy

#7
October 03, 2020, 06:13:13 AM
*dibbun Dotti crawls in and coos*

Ebantu the Kararehe

#8
October 03, 2020, 06:28:08 AM
*Infant Ebby sits completely still, too scared to move*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Dotti Dillworthy

#9
October 03, 2020, 06:30:50 AM
*dibbun Dotti babbles*

lass of something much

#10
October 03, 2020, 07:24:19 AM
* Infant Lass waves to the new-comer
Heyo!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Dotti Dillworthy

#11
October 03, 2020, 07:26:29 AM
*infant Dotti babbles back to mean "Hewo Lattie!"*

Jarky Thistlebrush

#12
October 03, 2020, 09:06:37 AM
Quiet! Stop with those infant noises. Now, repeat after me: 'Hello Most Esteemed Baby Sitter.'
*Whispers to Normal Jarky* Am I doing this right?
Uh... ...No...
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Dotti Dillworthy

#13
October 03, 2020, 09:09:25 AM
Hewo mot' eteem' bebee zittah!

lass of something much

#14
October 03, 2020, 10:08:51 AM
Gidday, mate!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
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