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Kade Rivok

#90
October 14, 2020, 05:35:04 AM
*Acts like he's been shot.*

Ach... wh- why...?
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#91
October 14, 2020, 05:37:50 AM
*Infant Ebby laughs evilly and dances around Kade, chanting* What is fear? I know it not. What is death? The foebeasts' lot. Gulo! Gulo! Gulo! Um...can't remember the words...la-de-da-de-da...Kill! Kill! Kill!
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Kade Rivok

#92
October 14, 2020, 05:46:12 AM
Bleugh. *Is le ded.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#93
October 14, 2020, 05:51:04 AM
*Infant Ebby climbs onto Kade's chest and pulls his eyelid up* Hello? Wakey-wakey sleepyhead.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#94
October 14, 2020, 06:51:05 AM
*Evacuates*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#95
October 14, 2020, 06:57:00 AM
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#96
October 14, 2020, 09:11:16 AM
*Flees*
Freddy

lass of something much

#97
October 14, 2020, 12:48:59 PM
* Infant Lass  snores softly, a look of peace on her tiny face, her paw half in her mouth
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#98
October 14, 2020, 12:54:01 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 14, 2020, 04:15:06 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 13, 2020, 02:35:05 PM
*Eats pizza from the crust in.*

*Gasp* You're a monster.
*with mouth still full.* center in is soo 2010.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#99
October 20, 2020, 07:31:56 AM
*Sprays Teenage Verdauga with the resident sentient fire hose*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Dotti Dillworthy

#100
October 20, 2020, 10:59:15 AM
*dibbun Dotti sprays Teenage Verdauga with milk from baby bottle*

Verdauga

#101
October 20, 2020, 11:21:36 PM
Wha- GHPULGHA!!

*Wipes the water out of my eyes and looks down at my drenched self, then at Jarky and Dotti.*

*Throws down soggy pizza and sits down on the couch, determined to vent on social media.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Ebantu the Kararehe

#102
October 21, 2020, 12:58:28 AM
*Infant Ebby bites Kade's ear and then shouts into it* WAKEY WAKEY!
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#103
October 21, 2020, 02:59:39 AM
* Infant Lass sleeps peacefully
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#104
October 21, 2020, 04:45:50 AM
*Infant Seb begins cracking furniture with Mjolnir*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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