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MEAAV - Macabre's Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains

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Captain Wortshire

#60
November 02, 2020, 10:08:08 AM
Hmmmmmm...

No.

*starts stirring bowl of weird, lumpy curry excreting purple fumes*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#61
November 02, 2020, 12:04:20 PM
That's rude. You're rude. *continues eating*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#62
November 02, 2020, 12:20:19 PM
Hey, this is not a morality class...

*eats Mystery Curry*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#63
November 02, 2020, 01:13:49 PM
*Throws a fork at Floaty-guy and sulks*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#64
November 02, 2020, 06:59:18 PM
*Macabre catches fork*

Nice try...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#65
November 02, 2020, 08:08:31 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 31, 2020, 10:03:35 AM
RING RING!
It's now lunchtime! Come inside to the Cafeteria!

MEEAV Cafeteria
You are now in the Cafeteria. Surprisingly, It is clean.

A large, shaggy, four-armed minotaur in a green apron is standing behind the counter.

Me Burotgor. Me head chef of Academy. What you want eat today?

TODAYS MENU:
PIZZA
GRILLED CHEESE
FISH STICKS
GREEN SALAD
YOGURT
MYSTERY CURRY
CHOCO-CREAM PIE
CRANBERRY JUICE
ORANGE JUICE


Burotgor, I think I will have rotten shark and sheep's brains, please. If that isn't on the menu, then I will have roasted minotaur.

º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-) º-)
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire

#66
November 02, 2020, 10:00:31 PM
You very, very lucky. Burotgor has exact leftovers from construction work...

*Burotgor ambles over to the garbage and pulls and plates out some rotten offal*

Eat well
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ripred the Gnawer

#67
November 02, 2020, 10:25:33 PM
I said rotten shark!
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Captain Wortshire

#68
November 02, 2020, 11:39:44 PM
*Macabre pulls out a dictionary from Nowhere*

Offal: Refuse, waste material, or decomposing animal flesh.
Just to inform you the, ummmmm... construction workers were eating shark sandwich during the assembly of the school and the trash wasn't picked up yet...

Soooooooooo...

Yeah, rotten shark...

*Macabre looks at the clock*

When you're all finished, head back to the classroom, we still have some P.E afterwards.

AND I will be giving you your homework for next class...

*Macabre finishes his Mystery Curry before floating off*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#69
November 03, 2020, 12:11:42 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 02, 2020, 06:59:18 PM
*Macabre catches fork*

Nice try...

*Happens to be too busy sulking to notice *
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#70
November 03, 2020, 06:11:32 PM
ALRIGHT EVERYONE!

Head over to the classroom and wait for me, okay?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#71
November 03, 2020, 10:42:51 PM
I guess I'll leave the rest of my lunch for later... *puts her lunch away*

Come on, Hazel, we need to get to class!
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#72
November 04, 2020, 10:57:01 AM
MEAAV Classroom

*Macabre floats in with a large stack of papers*

Welcome back.

Now at the beginning of the class we were talking about motivations.

To kick off this segment, can someone give me an example of a villainous motivation?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#73
November 04, 2020, 10:59:02 AM
*pretends not to exist*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ripred the Gnawer

#74
November 04, 2020, 04:14:43 PM Last Edit: November 05, 2020, 02:25:19 PM by Hazel Lorentz
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 04, 2020, 10:57:01 AM
MEAAV Classroom

*Macabre floats in with a large stack of papers*

Welcome back.

Now at the beginning of the class we were talking about motivations.

To kick off this segment, can someone give me an example of a villainous motivation?
*Thinks hard for five minutes*
Hmmmm...
You mean a real villain, or a fake one?
answer
Gabool is crazy, so that would be a good one. Villains can be crazy, but not all the time. Like Graypatch (sorry, just been reading Mariel of Redwall) was not super crazy, he thought up fireswingers.
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