Thirteen Tributans to an Old Life.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Rebirthed from a grave of torelithory stones and unmatech potency, a child of the darkness clicked his index toes and reformed a long forgotten legacy.  With the remaining dung beetle armies, he approached the alter of Enadrid. A dust of the poelet lock never had left it's mark.  He had done it.  The child watched as Enadrid arose.  A being clothed in iridium dust.  "Is it time?"

[Scott McLamok]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*A throne is placed on the ground*  Life exists only to serve me.

[Scott McLamok]

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[Sebias of Redwall]

*A throne is placed on the ground*  Life exists only to serve me.

That looks like a mighty comfy chair. *Sits in it* *Clasps paws and looks down at Sheev* So, how can I help you?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Jumbo slaps Seb*  *Cleaves his footpaw in twain*   *Tosses him out of my throne and onto the hard cobblestone floor*  *Sits in my throne*  *Caresses my cat Darbie*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gets back up* *Dusts off raincoat* *Pushes the raincoat and the pineapple wearing it aside* *Struts up to Sheev* Boi. Oi.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev's puppet friends carry Seb away to cell-block 2/19*

[Sebias of Redwall]

My brothers! Why do you do this to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Cackles like an intoxicated hacky sack*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I shall have vengeance! *Is thrown into the cell*

*Eats banana peel darkly, plotting my vengeance*

[Verdauga]

*Sits on the throne.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh boy.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sits on the throne.*

*Is sitting on the throne*  *Backstabs Verdie*  *Dungbeetles take him to cellblock 9/334*

[Verdauga]

*Blocks Sheev with cleaver, and the dung beetles with bug spray.*