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YEAR 2099 (Cellar RP)

Started by Captain Wortshire, January 06, 2021, 06:49:06 PM

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Captain Wortshire

Clone 3 vanishes (After all, it was just a projection...)

The other clones keep up their onslaught

The battle is starting to catch the attention of the surrounding abominations...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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The Shadow of Korriban

Enough of this, tyke. >:(

Herman claps his fins together and places both on the ground.  Giant mounds of earth crash about and slam into both Seborg and Wortshire.
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

lass of something much

*Future Lass army rolls from cover and Shoots at Herman with her KR300*(New kind of blaster)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

You're good...

The Traveler injects himself with a canister, which opens up a portal which he drops into...

Before it opens up behind Herman as a small disk is thrown onto his back.


But I'm better...

The Traveler rolls out of the Portal and actives the trigger, sending a jolt of blue energy throughout Herman's body

A swarm of dung beetles run in before stopping when they see Herman...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Russa Nodrey

*Russa watches all this happen from the safety of the hollow tree trunk she lives in*
Freddy

Jarky Thistlebrush

*Jarky sneaks up behind Russa and tugs on her tail*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Russa Nodrey

*Russa screams, panics, and whacks Jarky with a stale baguette*
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

*Seborg climbs out from the earth*

I... I will never stop fighting for peace. You... You're the villains in this tale, spreading chaos and death.

*Karate kicks Wort's knee, then throws a metal pipe at Sheev*

*A legion of cyborgs amerge, these ones different than the standard ones*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

*Jarky eats the stale baguette, gets food poisoning, and dies*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Shadow of Korriban

#54
Pay attention to the post below, fellows.  Accidents happen. :}
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

The Shadow of Korriban

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 12, 2021, 03:43:06 AM
I... I will never stop fighting for peace. You... You're the villains in this tale, spreading chaos and death.

Lies, lapdog.  Now hush and help get this device off my body please. :)
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on January 12, 2021, 03:43:29 AM
*Jarky eats the stale baguette, gets food poisoning, and dies*

I-I'm a murderer. o_o *Wails*
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on January 12, 2021, 03:45:19 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 12, 2021, 03:43:06 AM
I... I will never stop fighting for peace. You... You're the villains in this tale, spreading chaos and death.

Lies, lapdog.  Now hush and help get this device off my body please. :)

See the pain your chaos inflicts? I will help you if you assist me with my... purpose.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Shadow of Korriban

Forget it, pup.  I'd rather die than help a coward such as you. :(
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Captain Wortshire

The Traveler injects himself with another dose...

Fafnir's head suddenly falls from the sky.


Ḃ̴̨̢̦̙̥͍̝̊͊͌͛͊̈ͅE̸͈̋̔̕E̴̛͒̾̿̕̕͠ͅP̴̞̗͍̈́͒̓̈ ̶̭͎̮͇̬͗B̸̘͚͖̺̙̲͑̿̇̀͒Ả̷̡̧̠̘̠̱̲̟W̴̠̥̰̻̼̺̦͋̑̔͘ͅA̴͎̯̬͉̯̔͠ ̵̧̞͎̘̻̠͖̗̅̏̅̂̓͋̔́B̸̧̈̐̿Ę̸̟̹͍̤̲̠̀̍͗͒͆̄͘Ĕ̴̖È̸̥͚̖̼͙̰͎͔́E̸̬̫͖̓̕Ẻ̵̩Ē̸̜̮̹̗͑̀̒̚͝͝P̷̭̓̓̆̾͛,̴̨̰̣̬͇̝̓̔̈́̂̔͝ ̶̮͈͇̑

CB-1 flies in, with no less than 10 buzz saws for arms

CB-1, attack sequence 23

The Mysterious Traveler activates the clone projections as CB-1 flies up and begins dropping Mini-CBs which begin to get into the Cyborgs wiring

You may not know this, but you were the cause of the destruction of my home...

And as I said before...

I am not Wortshire...


Clone 1 removes the device from Herman before charging at Seborg
Clone 2 flanks Clone 1
Clone 3 stands back
Clone 4 follows Clone 2
Clone 5 leaps into the air

CB-1 begins slicing and dicing the cyborgs
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]