The Wedding of Ferdaugboat

[lass of something much]

It is now the age of infants

[Russa Nodrey]

What is the age of the infants though?

[Booklover]

I don't know, they won't tell me.

[Russa Nodrey]

Maybe they don't know how to speak.

[Booklover]

No, they can speak. It's just I'm fairly certain they aren't 'a hunnerd twenny free' or 'sixty-eighteen'.

[Russa Nodrey]

Well...I believe them.

[Booklover]

Then I guess that's your answer.

[lass of something much]

We donna get all 'ee paties! An' eat yer tails fur us's dinna!

[Kade Rivok]

Shipping is ded

Shipping isn't ded.  It's just that our shippers are duct taping pieces of flotsam together and calling them yachts.  We need a real ship to set sail with.

[Booklover]

Get Hal to make it. I'm sure there won't be any small details overlooked.

[Captain Wortshire]

Not to mention we don't have our Master Shippers present...

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Shipping is ded

Shipping isn't ded.  It's just that our shippers are duct taping pieces of flotsam together and calling them yachts.  We need a real ship to set sail with.

Well, I hope you can wait a little longer for a real ship. I doubt that there are any currently available...

[Flib Bigboat]

*scowls at Hazel* You shoulda thought of that before shipping me for a prank.

[Scott McLamok]

Shipping is ded

Shipping isn't ded.  It's just that our shippers are duct taping pieces of flotsam together and calling them yachts.  We need a real ship to set sail with.

But we don't have the materials! It's all Verdaugas fault! Ever since he left the economy came down like a meteor....

[Kade Rivok]

We just have to find a couple of unsuspecting forum-goers that have been friendly with each other, and then show them what they get for acting in such a manner.  I'm sure we can find somebody.