Verdie's Pleasant Retirement! :D

[Flib Bigboat]

(From those Enid Blyton books? The Mystery ones (yes, I know that narrows it down a lot, but the ones called Mystery of...))

XD He says it in all of them! It's like his favorite thing to say besides Gah and Clear Orf!

I don't understand...

It's a character from a book series. Mr Goon the policeman is always yelling at Frederick Trotteville. "Ho! You Toad of a Boy! Poking your nose into Important Matters that don't concern you! Interfering with the Law! Gah!"
(Goon is always angry because he can never solve mysteries without the Five Find-Outers doing it first.)

[lass of something much]

Oh the poor child! We must sends him hugs.

[Booklover]

Oh the poor child! We must sends him hugs.

His middle name begins with an A. That's even worse.

[Flib Bigboat]

(Which one? Don't forget he has ten of them.)

[Booklover]

(Does he? Aren't his initials FAT, which is where his nickname comes from?)

[Flib Bigboat]

(XD I thought you meant Verdauga!)
(Also he gives himself various names when he is in disguise, like Mr Hoho-Ha and Mr Larkin, you know. I wish he would dress up as Mr Goon sometime!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Takes a walk with his brand new slippers*

[Russa Nodrey]

D:

[Kade Rivok]

Is it so shocking?

[Sebias of Redwall]

 
They're the fluffy pink slippers of-

Spoiler

DeAtH!!!!! 

[close]

[Russa Nodrey]

D:

[Booklover]

Oh. I'm sorry for your loss, Seb. Unless you meant you stole them from Death, in which case rest in peace. And you cannot actually be Death as you don't speak LIKE THIS.

Do you like cats?

[Flib Bigboat]

They're the fluffy pink slippers of-

Spoiler

DeAtH!!!!! 

[close]

"Doom, doom,  death'n'destruction! Can't you say nothin' that doesn't begin with a D, laddie buck?"
~Mattimeo

(He forgot to say DDB. )

[Kade Rivok]

D:

You like typing that face, don't you? 

[Booklover]

They're the fluffy pink slippers of-

Spoiler

DeAtH!!!!! 

[close]

"Doom, doom,  death'n'destruction! Can't you say nothin' that doesn't begin with a D, laddie buck?"
~Mattimeo

(He forgot to say DDB. )

Did dey? Do deer die daintily? Do dogs dance? Dandelions don't. Dying doesn't do daisies divinely. Dynamite does doom.