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CAPTAIN CRU VS THE WORLD (Battle RP)

Started by Captain Wortshire, February 14, 2021, 09:07:08 PM

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Russa Nodrey

Rude, but I do agree. Lemme see what else I can do...

*Activates my Force Field of Awkwardness™ around the whole arena*

. . .

In case you're wondering, the force field causes every social interaction that takes place inside of it to be very awkward. You'll suddenly not know what to say, or you'll say something stupid and regret it forever.

Give it a second. Y'all're gonna start to feel it soon...
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

I̵ ̴l̵o̶v̵e̶ ̵p̸i̸z̸z̷a̵.̴.̶.̶
̴
̴S̶o̸r̴r̶y̵,̶ ̷s̸i̴n̴i̴c̴e̶ ̵I̶'̵m̷ ̶a̸l̶r̶e̵a̸d̶y̷ ̸s̵o̶c̵i̶a̵l̴l̷y̷ ̴a̵q̸u̵w̵a̷r̵d̷,̵ ̸I̸ ̷d̵o̷n̸'̶t̶ ̴t̴h̸i̷n̸k̶ ̶i̶'̸m̶ ̵a̴f̷f̷e̶c̴t̴e̸d̴.̷.̸.̵


I don't like interacting with people either...

Not to mention, some of us are not organic beings...

Did you know I once blew up an entire building full of politicians?

Not that anybody liked them of course, I mean, in the end they were all scumbags, but that is not the point right now...


*eyes begin glowing*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Russa Nodrey

Very interesting... *Is not sure what else to say*

*Tackles Magatsu and starts hitting him with my stick*
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

Nice try...

*Magatsu blocks the attacks with his naginata*

My turn...

十文字斬り

*Magatsu begins a flurry of slashes at Russa*

...And there was the time I was driving a bus full of children, not that I killed any of them, though they were brats, I simply resorted to running over innocent pedestrians on the sidewalk...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Scott McLamok

*Scott rolls in on a truck with a .50 cal machine gun mounted on the back*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

*CB-1 zooms over and pulls out his buzzsaws and begins sawing the machine gun of its mount*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 22, 2021, 01:40:52 PM
Nice try...

*Magatsu blocks the attacks with his naginata*

My turn...

十文字斬り

*Magatsu begins a flurry of slashes at Russa*

...And there was the time I was driving a bus full of children, not that I killed any of them, though they were brats, I simply resorted to running over innocent pedestrians on the sidewalk...
*Blocks several of the slashes with my stick before dropping to the ground and rolling away to a safe distance* Oof.

That's very interesting, Macabre...
Freddy

Scott McLamok

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 23, 2021, 12:48:37 AM
*CB-1 zooms over and pulls out his buzzsaws and begins sawing the machine gun of its mount*
Son of a biscut! *Pulls out a Spartan-Laser and fires at Cb1*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Captain Wortshire

Quote from: Scott McLamok on February 23, 2021, 06:07:41 AM
*Pulls out a Spartan-Laser and misfires at Cb1*

R.A.O.U.L swoops in, grabbing CB-1, and kicks Scott in the process before blasting off

That was brave but foolish my little friend. Consider the options a bit more.

B̵̼̙̝͔̗͖̦̊Ḁ̷̚ ̶̞̹̈́̇͛B̴̰̏̅͑Ẉ̷̺̼̝̥͇̈́̈́͛̐͒̌Ȇ̷͕E̸̯̐͝P̴̧̛̦̜͕͙͕͒̍̍̃͊ ̸̺̟͈͍̝͍̣̈́͛̀̋̏̕W̵̺̼̔H̴͖̟̫̜̝̹̀̑̓̀̈̂͝Í̶̩̍̊͋̂R̷̡̎̿̃̀͑R̷̻̀̊̃R̸̡̢̥̜̀̋̀̌̕r̵͓̹̝͇̖͈͚̓̚͘r̵̻̈̒̈́̀͋͘
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

lass of something much

*Munches away on a shoe*

Interesting...Very interesting
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

*A black tendril shoots out and grabs Lass by the foot before dragging her into the air*

Well, well, whay have we here?...

T̴̡͖̜͂ͅh̸̪͚̭̑̽ė̵̡̬ͅ ̶͈̺̏̕ṁ̸̯̘̼͓ã̴͓̑̐c̷̨̨̹͈̆̐̕h̷͕̬̐i̴̪̊̋͐n̷͉̤͉͎͊̉e̸̡̥̥͆͆̇͐ ̶̲̥̫̰̎̍̓g̴̙̺̦͖̐̒͐ǘ̸̥̟͔̳̌̏̕n̶͖̰̟͓͑̌̆ ̵̬͔̟͎̏l̴̥͉̼͓̈o̷̥͙͌ơ̶̗͍̠̲k̴͓̦̈́̃̃ș̷̀̆ ̴̩̤̦̋́l̷̨̤̦̄͊̈́̚ͅí̴̳̦̄ͅk̷̲̳͕̈̋̓ë̷̡́̓͊ ̷͎̹̦͆̌͆i̶̟̇ẗ̴̖̱͇̝́̉̐ ̸̖͇̬̆̏͛̋͜i̵͔̹̼̪͊̽s̴̘̭̐̐͆̎ ̵̹̥̝̦͐̂s̶̥̉͘̕t̵͓̄̉̈́͝í̸̛̛̳͇̭̇l̷̯͋͐̊͠l̷̹̱͓͘ ̵͙̑͜i̵̡̳̟̩͐͘n̴͓͓̗̳͝ ̶̨̭̼͉͋͝ ̴̜̌ẃ̴̡̛̻̟o̵̭̤̭̟̽̒r̴͉̖̻͂k̵̛͉͇͕̤í̸̘͋̏͐n̷̳̬̻̟̿̇͠g̴͉̝̃͗̚͠ ̷̧͋̐̕ç̶̟͉̟̓̒̚ö̷͈͚̇̿͐n̸̫͐̇͜͜͝d̵̩̘̤̙̾̍i̴͍̝͖̓͐͗t̶̳̖̝̼̉̔͋̉i̶̜͔͆̅̋ͅö̸̳̌͑͐ñ̷̙͍.̵̯͘̚͜.̴̹̟̃̾͛͝.̴̨͇̮̩̆̈́
̶̰̄́
̶̨̲̰̗̈́Á̴̳͖̾ň̷̼̞̉y̵̟̫̪̎ ̴̜̈̊ǒ̸̢̦́̒ͅf̷͙̂͌̈́ ̷͎͉̲̟̊ÿ̴̜̲̤́̀͗ô̷̤̈̎͠ủ̴͈̎͐͐ ̶̰͚̅̔̋̚f̸̻͕̣͋̇ả̴͔̱̏͝t̸̢̙̦̖̔͛̇t̵̯̾ì̶̤͔͖̺̏e̶̹͕̙̭̋̈́̚ṣ̴͎̈̿̐ ̵̲̳̻͂h̵̭̏͋̄a̵̭̥͒̽ͅv̷͍̀ē̷̦̳͚̈̌ ̵̰̤͍̬̄͝ã̵̰̘n̵̨͉͌͘ẙ̸̩̫̽͘ ̶̡̬̒͑͘͝ͅi̶̹͎͑ͅd̶̢̦̓͌e̸̫̗͚̣͋̐͂a̶͕͖̎̂͝ś̶̛̛̭̣͇̥̐ ̸̱͍͔̦́̊͗h̷͔͋̂͠͝ͅo̶̡̍͐́ẘ̸̹̺̍͝ ̶̙͚͎͐͗̽͌t̷̯̲́o̷͓͘͠͠ ̴̻̼̓́́͘t̶̙͊̃͝͝ͅa̵͖͓̩͒̓k̶̪̬͐̈́̾̍e̶̘͎͓͈̓ ̵̦͓͓͉̅i̷̛̱̪͙̊̂ṫ̷͍̝̠̾̚ ̶͇͙̜͛̈ḏ̶̺̱̂ờ̴̡̟̻͍ẅ̸̼̾̃n̴̦͇̣͈̄?̸̮͔͈̺̓̀
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

*Gives headpats*

Hello, small bean! Would you like a shoe?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

Uhh? Lass? *Scott jumps on the .50 cal machine gun*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.