The Wedding of Mashire

[Kade Rivok]

*Starts sleepwalking towards the cheesecake.*

[Ally046]

*Gives Kade a little bite*

[Kade Rivok]

*Eats the little bite and waits for more.*

[Flib Bigboat]

Oh, sorry, I don't remember reading it anywhere...

Gives back the line.

...

Can I have my indeed's back then?

Indeed Of course you may.

*Eats the little bite and waits for more.*

*throws the cheesecake into Kade's mouth*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Noooooo
The caaaake

[Flib Bigboat]

Is a liiiiiiieeeee

[Ripred the Gnawer]

OH NO, HOW COULD I...

[Flib Bigboat]

You just did.

[lass of something much]

...This is gold.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

And gold is one of the worst things to have. People sometimes kill each other just to get gold.

[Flib Bigboat]

...This is gold.

I was under the impression this was an argument.

[Ally046]

No, it's the cause of dragonsickness

[Ripred the Gnawer]

It's both. It's an argument, and it's gold because it's so rare to argue in the cellars. Like, it only happens every two thirds of a post. 
As for dragonsickness, those poor things...

[Flib Bigboat]

Poor things? How can they be poor? They've got gigantic halls filled with gold and treasure.
My literature teacher told me that, according to ancient documents, if you put a snake in a princess's treasure chest, it will grow into a dragon, hold the princess hostage, and magically increase the gold, until some brave hero kills it and marries the princess. (The dragon's hoard will be cursed, though.)

[Ally046]

Imteresting. 🤔