Booklover's Beach

[Booklover]

(Can he?)

[Kade Rivok]

Mawwiage and twu wuv.
(He can at least pronounce the words the right way, can't he?)

He has a lisp.

[Booklover]

I did. I could never pronounce the letter L properly.

[Flib Bigboat]

Mawwiage and twu wuv.
(He can at least pronounce the words the right way, can't he?)

He has a lisp.

Was that why he was so excited about "that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dweam"?

[Booklover]

Dreams can be nightmares. Just a thought. 

[Flib Bigboat]

Like my new so-called OTP?

[Booklover]

I do not know. It shall burn in glorious fire, but whether that's because you're the star-crossed lovers of District 12 or not I do not know.

[Flib Bigboat]

I already destroyed the decorations, does that count as burning it up?

[Booklover]

Depends how they were destroyed. Was it with an unbreakable sword, forged in dragon fire and named Brisingr?

[Flib Bigboat]

Nooo, because the legend of Sigurd and whatsit didn't exist yet. I used firebending.

[Kade Rivok]

Depends how they were destroyed. Was it with an unbreakable sword, forged in dragon fire and named Brisingr?

Real original name, by the by.  THIS SWORD SHALL BE CALLED FIRE.  'CAUSE FIRE IS COOL.

[Flib Bigboat]

*chops off Kade's tail with FIRE*

[Booklover]

Yes, but what about naming a dragon rider dragon with an e rather than a d?

There isn't a Sigurd. I think there might be a Sigurd in Brotherband?

[Flib Bigboat]

Never mind.

What about naming a taniwha dragon Teer, and training it in firebending, medicine, shapeshifting, and being awesome?

[Kade Rivok]

*chops off Kade's tail with FIRE*

Is, still, fire proof.

Also FIRE proof.