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CAPTAIN'S BURGER EMPORIUM (no tricks this time)

Started by Captain Wortshire, May 26, 2021, 05:48:56 AM

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Captain Wortshire

May 26, 2021, 05:48:56 AM Last Edit: May 29, 2021, 06:26:20 AM by Captain Wortshire
WELCOME TO THE CAPTAIN'S BURGER EMPORIUM, WHERE EVERYDAY IS CUSTOMER DAY!

Place your order, and please refrain from damaging private property

(Not that you can anyways, as the building is protected by necrodancer magic)


Menu
Meals:
Worshire Style Burger
Double Meat Patty with American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Grilled Onions, Pickles and S.P.E.C.I.A.L Sauce on a Brioche Bun
S.A.T.A.N.A.E.L Style Burger
Double Venison Smash Patty with Cheddar Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Fried Garlic and S.P.E.C.I.A.L Sauce on a Squid-Ink Brioche Bun
A.R.S.E.N.E Style Burger
Double Charbroiled Meat Patty with Swiss Cheese, Bacon, Tomatoes, Fried Onions and B.B.Q Sauce on a Seeded Bun
R.A.O.U.L Style Burger
Charbroiled Meat Patty with Provolone Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Avacado, and S.P.E.C.I.A.L Sauce on a Seeded Bun
Magatsu Style Burger
Mystery-Meat Patty with Monterey-Jack, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Grilled Onions, Jalapeno Peppers and Garlic Aioli on a Squid-Ink Brioche Bun
Calamity Magatsu Style Burger
Mystery-Meat Patty with Pepper-Jack, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Grilled Onions, Carolina-Reapers and Spicy Garlic Aioli on a Squid-Ink Brioche Bun
Macabre Style Chicken Sandwich
Hand-Breaded Spicy Chicken Fillet with Swiss Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Grilled Onions, Pickles and Mayonnaise on a Squid-Ink Seeded Bun
Mysterious Traveler Style Sandwich
Smash Patty with Blue Cheese, Mushroom, Lettuce, Grilled Onions, Pickles and B.B.Q Sauce on a Seeded Bun
CB-1 Style Crab Sandwich
Hand-Breaded Crab Patty with Havarti, Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado and Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun
Tesso Grilled Cheese
3 Grilled Cheese on Inverted Bun

Sides:
Fries
Comes in Small/Medium/Large
Waira Style Fries
Large Fries with S.P.E.C.I.A.L Sauce, American Cheese and Grilled Onions
Shadow Poppers
6-Piece Jalapeno Poppers
Infernal Shadow Poppers
6-Piece Ghost-Pepper Poppers
Angelic Tenders
5 Piece Hand-Breaded Tenders
Fallen-Angelic Tenders
5 Piece Hand-Breaded Spicy Tenders
Onion Ringzzz
10 Piece Onion Rings
Salad
Fresh Garden Salad with Lettuce, Tomatoes, Cheese, Croutons and House Dressing

Deserts:
Necro's Favorite
Black Forest Chocolate Cake with German Frosting
Al's Internet Cookie
XL Chocolate Chip Cookie
Jynx Styx
13 Piece Brownie Sticks dipped in Dark Chocolate and Sprinkled with Rock Salt
Waira "Turd" Pie
Mudd Pie with Chocolate Mousse, Whipped Cream

Beverages:
Comes in Lite, Zero, Sugarless, etc (Ask at counter for specifics)
Coca-Cola®
Sprite®
Fanta® Orange
Dr Pepper®
Diet Coke®
Chocolate Shake
Vanilla Shake
Strawberry Shake
Oreo Shake
Hot Chocolate
Unsweetened Iced Tea
Sweet Tea
Reduced Sugar* Low Fat Chocolate Milk Jug
1% Low Fat Milk Jug
DASANI® Water
Minute Maid® Premium Orange Juice
Honest Kids® Appley Ever After® Organic Juice Drink
Minute Maid® Pink Lemonade Slushie
Minute Maid® Strawberry Watermelon Slushie
Hi-C® Orange Lavaburst®
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Ally046

#1
May 26, 2021, 12:37:16 PM
Ummmmm...

I'll take a Macabre Style Chicken Sandwich, a med. fry, and some Jynx Styx, please.

(Do you have drinks?)

Captain Wortshire

#2
May 26, 2021, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on May 26, 2021, 12:37:16 PM
Ummmmm...

I'll take a Macabre Style Chicken Sandwich, a med. fry, and some Jynx Styx, please.

(Do you have drinks?)

Order coming right up...

You are Order #1

We carry most drinks in our specialized drink dispenser, so there are chances that you will find something to enjoy
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Russa Nodrey

#3
May 29, 2021, 06:20:03 AM
Can I just have some onion ringzzz?
Freddy

Captain Wortshire

#4
May 29, 2021, 06:23:10 AM
Coming right up...

You are Order #2

A Shadow places a tray with A Chicken Sandwich, Fries and Jynx Styx on the Counter, along with an empty cup.

@Ally046 ORDER #1 PLEASE, ORDER #1
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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Ally046

#5
May 29, 2021, 03:13:23 PM Last Edit: May 29, 2021, 03:47:31 PM by Ally046
*Walks up to the counter, takes the tray, and thanks the shadow*

*Goes to the drink dispenser and glances at the options...*

Sebias of Redwall

#6
May 29, 2021, 06:55:49 PM
*Spills drink on the floor* Hey, bud, can you clean this up?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#7
May 29, 2021, 10:30:57 PM
*A small shadow wiggles over and slurps up the spilled drink before depositing it in a cup labeled "For the Waira"*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Ally046

#8
May 31, 2021, 04:11:27 AM
(What drinks are there?)

Captain Wortshire

#9
May 31, 2021, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on May 31, 2021, 04:11:27 AM
(What drinks are there?)

(Check the menu)
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Ally046

#10
May 31, 2021, 04:31:11 PM
Hmmmmmmm... :-\

Fanta.

*Fills cup and sits down on the floor to eat*

Sebias of Redwall

#11
May 31, 2021, 05:52:03 PM
Can I have some lasagna? Does that come with salt?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#12
May 31, 2021, 06:46:18 PM
A Shadow places a tray with a basket of Onion Rings on the counter

@Russa Nodrey  ORDER #2 PLEASE, ORDER #2

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 31, 2021, 05:52:03 PM
Can I have some lasagna? Does that come with salt?

*The Shadow at the counter blinks*

We do not carry that...

We are a fast food joint,,,

Not a 5-Star Italian Restaurant...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Sebias of Redwall

#13
May 31, 2021, 07:45:14 PM
*Pouts* This is your fault. I demand to talk to your manager!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#14
May 31, 2021, 08:19:26 PM
*watches in interest*
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