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Perfect Pears vs Abominable Apples.

Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 31, 2021, 05:58:25 PM

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Which are better?

The average pear is better than the average apple.
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Pears.
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Apples can be really good, but we totes love pears more.
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Other.
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Sebias of Redwall

May 31, 2021, 05:58:25 PM
*Yeets a pear into the next poster's mouth*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#1
May 31, 2021, 06:10:26 PM
*spits it out*

I have a pen... I have some paper. I will write down a list of reasons why apples are better.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#2
May 31, 2021, 06:17:31 PM
Not accurate ones though.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#3
May 31, 2021, 06:18:03 PM
Oh? You don't even know what they are.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#4
May 31, 2021, 07:36:29 PM
 8)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#5
June 01, 2021, 01:39:37 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 31, 2021, 06:10:26 PM
*spits it out*

I have a pen... I have some paper. I will write down a list of reasons why apples are better.
Yeeeees!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#6
June 01, 2021, 01:40:02 PM
Pfft.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#7
June 02, 2021, 12:26:40 PM
Potatoes are the best fruit.
Freddy

Flib Bigboat

#8
June 02, 2021, 03:02:50 PM Last Edit: June 02, 2021, 03:20:48 PM by Flib Bigboat
What's taters, eh precious? What's taters? Are they juicy? Are they scrumptiously crunchable?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#9
June 02, 2021, 03:39:13 PM
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

But an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#10
June 02, 2021, 04:56:43 PM
Mangoez und Tomatoez are ze bezt fruitz. Zey're ze majorezt! (Applez und Pearz are major taae, zough.)
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Sebias of Redwall

#11
June 04, 2021, 10:28:36 PM
B-but potatoes and tomatoes aren't fruit!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#12
June 04, 2021, 10:30:40 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 02, 2021, 03:39:13 PM
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#13
June 04, 2021, 10:32:25 PM
Mashed are the best, I gotta say.

BUT THEY AIN'T FRUIT!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#14
June 04, 2021, 10:37:03 PM
Well so what? They taste better. And have you ever had roasted apple before?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!
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