The Wedding Of Worsib Bigtiria

[Kade Rivok]

*A few hobbits show up.*  Uh... is that the right ring?

[Booklover]

*the doorbell rings*

I think it might be another dwarf.

[Verdauga]

Hey! I'm average height, you know.

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, for a dwarf.

[Booklover]

I wonder.what the average height is in LotR, including all the different species.

[Verdauga]

Probably man/elvish height.

[Booklover]

Depends on whether it's mean, mode or median, probably.

People vary in height.

How tall are ents?

[Verdauga]

But how few ents are there? What is the limit for humanoid things we're measuring?

[Booklover]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Verdauga]

That's fair.
...

*Eats a few of the decorative candies.*

[lass of something much]

AHEM.

Mawige. Dat Bwesed Awangement. Dat dweam wivin a dweam. So twesure your wuv.


Pwease bwing forf de wings.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Holds out One-Eye's box of stale onion rings* Here ya go.

[lass of something much]

Dew you, Fwib Big boawt, take WT to be youw unwawfuwwy wedded husband?

Yeah sure just get this over with.

And WT dew take Fwib to be you bewuved wife?

Sure.

I now pwonounce yew otter, and ottershrewsquirrelthing

Yew may now kith de bwide, and eat de onion wings.

[Kade Rivok]

Wonderful paraphrasing!  This is so exciting.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Wipes away a tear* It's so beautiful.