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The Wedding Of Worsib Bigtiria

Started by lass of something much, July 30, 2021, 07:44:51 PM

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lass of something much

'Ight kiddoes, you know the drill! Time to force children to marry each other against their will!

*Poofs @Flib Bigboat into a wedding dress that is literally indestructible, and @WorshipTiria into a suit that won't burn(Both of which can't come off until the wedding is complete)*

*Adds another spell to the room to.....Keep the bride and groom.....Together... And pulls out the box of wedding decor*

Blue, or purple flowers?

Oh, Teer, would you be a dear and make the cake?

@Ally046 Let's get this happy couple married, shall we?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

*enters topic angrily* My name is Flib Bigboat. You pinged me into this mess, prepare to die! *charges Lass*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

*Pats Flib on the head*

Awww, very nice reference there, Flibby ;D
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

Flibby? You mean Lizzie, I believe.

*stabs*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

I'm not left handed. *parries* (look, I don't know how sword fights work, if I ever had to write one I'd probably use the Battle of the Five Armies method)
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

*ducks and slashes upward* (I don't know how either, honestly.)
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

*realises that it's a bad idea to fight someone in an indestructible dress, even if it's probably more difficult to fight in a dress, so runs a short distance and puts on a ring, ending up in the Wood Between Worlds*
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

If it was indestructible, I wouldn't be in it, because that would destroy all its prettiness.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Why should dresses need to be pretty? It'd be better if they were practical.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

I agree, but then Lass would be disappointed. (Now I really want to see what kind of dress it is, just because you two have aroused my curiosity.)

*slashes at BL again*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 30, 2021, 08:05:22 PM
Flibby? You mean Lizzie, I believe.

*stabs*

No?...

*Continues hanging up flowers and ribbons*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

*begins to burn down the flowers and ribbons*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

*Which refuse to burn due to the spells*

You're gonna make me cry  :(
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱