Jokes

[Rainshadow]

  Hehe, I love this blonde joke!

 Two blondes lock their keys in the car.  One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

 Finally the first blonde says, "Darn, I can't get in the car!"  The other blonde replies, "Keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down."

[Taggerung The Otter]

lol

[Capn Greypatch]

What do you call a nun who's out for a stroll?
....
A Roamin' Catholic.

I know, nun of my jokes are good....

The lame ones are the best though, if you ask me!

[Tiria Wildlough]

'Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green monsters with orange spots!'
'Have you seen a psychiatrist?'
'No, just green monsters with orange spots.'

[phoenixfoden]

Lol!

[Rainshadow]

  A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.  First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
 "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
 After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
 They said, "well okay, thank you."  And told her that they would get back to her.
 Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question.  In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings."  Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
 Finally, the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.  She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
 The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
 The blonde smirked and put her hands on her hips.  "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

P1: Me friend had a blood clot yezterday.
P2: That'z terrible!
P1. Not Really. He'z alwayz wanted tae be able tae tell the time.

[Tam and Martin]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Woo

Woo Who

Don't get excited it's just a joke  

[Tiria Wildlough]

Waiter, waiter, this egg is bad!
Don't blame me, I just laid the table.


Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?
No sir, I've always walked like this.


Waiter, waiter, there's a small slug on my plate.
Just a minute, sir, I'll get you a bigger one.

[MatthiasMan]

 Hehe, I love this blonde joke!

 Two blondes lock their keys in the car.  One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

 Finally the first blonde says, "Darn, I can't get in the car!"  The other blonde replies, "Keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down."

Hey!! Blonds arent stupid. (Considering I AM one)

[Rainshadow]

 Hehe, I love this blonde joke!

 Two blondes lock their keys in the car.  One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

 Finally the first blonde says, "Darn, I can't get in the car!"  The other blonde replies, "Keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down."

Hey!! Blonds arent stupid. (Considering I AM one)

  Well, not all blondes are stupid.  Some aren't the most bright, but I don't believe that if you're a blonde, you're immediately dumb.  I just like the jokes lol.  (Possibly because my sister has blonde hair and I love teasing her lol)

[MatthiasMan]

Hmf. Typical Rainy response.  Fine heres a stupid joke.

(My friend told me this. It takes place in America. )

A plane is crashing! George Washington, a Mexican, an Italian, and a French guy all board the plane. In order to keep the plane flying they all have to thow an item out the plane.

The French guy throws out a crepe ans says:
"Thats OK, we have too many of those in our country."

The Italian guy throws out spagetti and meat balls and says:
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in our country."

The Mexican throws out a taco and says:
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in out country."

George Washington picks up the Mexican throws him out and says
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in our country."

Lololol.

[Redwallfan7]

Hmf. Typical Rainy response.  Fine heres a stupid joke.

(My friend told me this. It takes place in America. )

A plane is crashing! George Washington, a Mexican, an Italian, and a French guy all board the plane. In order to keep the plane flying they all have to thow an item out the plane.

The French guy throws out a crepe ans says:
"Thats OK, we have too many of those in our country."

The Italian guy throws out spagetti and meat balls and says:
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in our country."

The Mexican throws out a taco and says:
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in out country."

George Washington picks up the Mexican throws him out and says
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in our country."

Lololol.

Lol!!

[Redwaller]

A mother says to another, "My three year old son can say his name backwards!"

Do you know his name? Don't look if you haven't guessed

Answer

Bob

[close]

[Romsca]

Hmf. Typical Rainy response.  Fine heres a stupid joke.

(My friend told me this. It takes place in America. )

A plane is crashing! George Washington, a Mexican, an Italian, and a French guy all board the plane. In order to keep the plane flying they all have to thow an item out the plane.

The French guy throws out a crepe ans says:
"Thats OK, we have too many of those in our country."

The Italian guy throws out spagetti and meat balls and says:
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in our country."

The Mexican throws out a taco and says:
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in out country."

George Washington picks up the Mexican throws him out and says
"Thats OK, we got too many of those in our country."

Lololol.

That's rude!