Jokes

[Matthias720]

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a deck of cards.

Sit down; I'll deal with you later.

[Coobreedan]

  Why did the banana go to the doctor's?
'Cause he wasn't peeling well!
Geddit?! Geddit?! 

[Skalrag of Marshank]

A deer couple, a skunk, and a duck went to a restaurant for dinner. When the waiter came with the bill, the guy deer said he didn't have any doe. The girl deer said she didn't have a buck. The skunk said he didn't have a scent. So they put it on the duck's bill.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt--
Moo!

[Matthias720]

Doctor, there's a man here who claims to be invisible.

Please tell him that I can't see him right now.

[Martha Braebuck]

wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse rolled in mud...


Whoohahahahooh!!!

[Nightfire]

I don't get it....

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Me either. Maybe I don't want to...

[Vulpin]

An indian, a china man and a canadian are in a airplane. They are about to skydive. all agreed to yell 'Juranamo [jer aw naw moe]' as they leap out

The Canadian jumps. "Juranamo!"
The China man jumps. "Juranamo!"
The Indian jumps. "Me!"

[Martha Braebuck]

Its not a 'bad' joke...its 'dirty', what happens when a white horse rolls in mud? Its gets dirty!!

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Nice...

[Nightfire]

That is just about the corniest joke I've ever heard. I like it though. Bwahahahahaha

[Matthias720]

Doctor, how's the man who swallowed the roll of quarters?

No change yet.

[Lutra]

Some of these are really bad!    Especially Matthias' doctor jokes.

[Matthias720]

That's kinda the point. XD

[Nightfire]

"Rrgh." Nightfire boxes his ears, sending him reeling.
"I'm not good with jokes though. So I'll let you guys post them, and then I'll laugh. Bwahahahahahahaha!"