Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[gorath]

Not sure what that is
Waiter, there's a cow in my soup

[Redwallfan7]

Milk it and have a drink to go along!

Waiter, there's a badger in my soup

[Primrosewarrior]

(your answer was sick)
Dont be pesky now.

[Trigoma]

Your soup seems to have nothing in it...false alarm.

Waiter! There's a Canon EOS Rebel T3 12.2 Megapixel 18-55IS II Kit Digital SLR camera in my soup! >:O

[Ceteruler]

....English?
Waiter there is a Samsung Smart TV in my soup!

[Dannflor]

 Well eat it anyway
 
   waiter there is a frog in my soup

[psybox]

too bad, i thought it was a toad... a kid named neville was looking for one.

waiter, a framling is in my soup.

(not entirely sure about the spelling)

[Tiria Wildlough]

They happen to be good protein.
Waiter, there's a flag in my soup!

[psybox]

you got a the patriotism special

waiter, ropeburn is in my soup

PS. a framling is a person of the same species, only from a different planet

[Redwaller]

don't know what it is

Hum burn it?

Waiter thre's a tiger in my soup

[Redwallfan7]

Take him to the rain forest

Waiter, there's a golden coin in my soup!

[Redwaller]

Give it to me! Give it to me!

Waiter there's a Redwall book in my soup

[Redwallfan7]

Read it!

Waiter, there's a zebra in my soup!

[MatthiasMan]

It's hot chocolate with whipped creme on top sir.

Waiter, there is a dog in my soup.

[Redwallfan7]

Take him for a walk

Waiter, there's a motorcycle in my soup!