Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Um, ew.  Just ew.

  Waiter, there's a foul-smelling vermin (that needs a bath, or quite a few baths!) in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Oh...oh my... *faints from awful smell*

Waiter, techno music is in my soup. *jams to techno Pirates of the Caribbean*

[Veil Sixclaw]

think of it as a free gift 

waitor there is a vermin head in my soup eew 

[Rainshadow]

  AAAAAAHHH!!  *Runs away*

  Waiter, there's a tarantula in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

*faints in your soup*!!! 

waitor theres a frog in my soup

[Rainshadow]

  Ribbet!

  Waiter, there's a tissue in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

oh better wipe your nose then

waitor theres an otter swimming in my soup

[Rainshadow]

  Well, you did get hotroot soup!

  Waiter, there's a can of Diet Coke in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

oh i will tip it in your soup for you then

waitor theres a haredeegurdee in my soup

[Rainshadow]

  Play it!

  Waiter, He Is We is in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

then listen to it (rainshadow is he is we your fave song or somink) 

waitor theres a vermin tryin to steal my soup

[Rainshadow]

  Take it back!  (Nah, Owl City is my favorite group.  I just found out about He Is We, so they're on my mind)

  Waiter, there's a Christmas tree in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! (ok i was just wonderin do u like good time by owl city?)

Waiter theres a badger in my soup!! 

[Rainshadow]

  Badger badger badger badger
  Badger badger badger badger
  Badger badger badger badger
  Mushroom mushroom!
  (Badgers!)  (And yes, I love Good Time!)

  Waiter, there's a good time in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

listen to it then (i love that song too  )

waitor redwall abby is in my soup