Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

...that must be a big soup bowl.

Waiter, Alexander Rybak and his violin are in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Well, get him out!

  Waiter, a ridiculously happy person is in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Ask him why he's happy!

Waiter, Redwall Abbey is in my soup. (Oh, hi Martin...)

[Rainshadow]

  Wait, shouldn't the soup be in Redwall?  Um, are you sure you aren't some thieving Dibbun?

  Waiter, there's a balloon in my soup!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Yep. I bet you didn't realize balloons could do that in outer space, did you?

Waiter, there's iocane powder in my soup... I think. No, never mind, it's fine. *eats soup, dies*

[Rainshadow]

  ...Whoops...

  Waiter, there's a Transflower in my soup!  (The typo version of Transformers )

[321tumbler]

Transflowers! Give them to me .

Waiter, There's a scarf in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  Mine!!!  (Lol, I've been wanting to find a good scarf for a while now.  Since my neck is bare and it's cold, I need something to cover it!)

  Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

A dragon? Oh, don't mind him. He's just keeping the soup warm for you. 

Waiter, the song iNSaNiTY is in my soup!

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, there is soup in my soup!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Soup? Are you sure it's not stew?
Waiter, I'm in the soup!

[Rainshadow]

  You're going to have to change if you want to move around in this restaurant.  I'm sorry, but you cannot move around without dripping on the floor, so you aren't going to be leaving unless you change.

  Waiter, there's an Icee in my soup!

[Mattio]

Well drink it!



Waiter there's an iPad in my soup

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, there's a...Uh, something in my soup!

[321tumbler]

Eat it to find out!

Waiter there's cereal in my soup.