Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

think of it as a bonus 
Waitor theres a eyeball in my soup eeew, AND IT JUST MOVED!!!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Oh, sorry, that's mine. *shlurp* Ah, get in there! *shlup* Ah, there we are. See. * shows Veil a creepily out of place eye.*

Waiter, my great aunt jemima is in my soup!

[Veil Sixclaw]

does she taste nice? 

waitor im in my soup! 

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

[Redwaller]

Waitor, there's a ______ in my soup!

[psybox]

____ __ ____ _____ __ _____?

Waiter, a lie cake is in my soup.

[Redwaller]

It's false.

Waiter, there's a Corsair in my soup!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Then slap it with a goose.

Waiter, the soup store is in my soup, and there's a small italian screaming at me... It's kinda disturbing...

[Shadowed One]

Then slay the Italian! His pizza tastes horrible anyway.

Waiter, there's an atomic bomb n my soup! Oh, it exploded, so it's not there anymore. But then, neither am I.

[cregga rose eyes]

... (waiter dies)

Waiter, there are brown things in my soup.

[Shadowed One]

Just be glad they aren't heliotrope!

Waiter, there's a vermin horde in my soup. I think they're yelling something about taking over Redwall.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, theres a bucket in my soup. Should I kick it out?

[AnOldFox]

Dont kick it I need it for water

Waiter, there's a whole new world in my soup!

[BloodGullet]

and it's held in place by my nifty and portable tardis controls

Waiter, there's a time and relative dimension in space device creating a singularity due to the breakdown of its pan-dimensional stabilizers, its chameleon circuit is broken and the perception filter is off, I can see the end of time and hear the drums of the continuum .... in my soup ... and I'm falling in...... aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Kitsune]

Customer, stop watching Doctor Who. This is a restaurant.

Waiter, there's a dead frog in my soup!