Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[BloodGullet]

um, well, it's supposed to be dead, it's part of the soup.  would you eat a live frog?

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup

[Kitsune]

.......Eh? Oh. You ate it already!

Waiter, there's a gnat in my soup, not a fly!

[Rusvul]

*Nom*

Waiter, there's a supercomputer by the name of T-D.R.A.: K.O.N (Trans-Dimensional Reconnisance Assistant: Kill Orders Null) in the Silijok-5 system.. I mean, in my soup..

[Maudie]

Kick it out, its got such a long name that it's taking up ll the room!

Waiter, there's an annoying person in my soup!

[Dinte]

Sorry ill get out

Waiter, there's some soup in my soup

[Buzz_Bumble]

Please keep your voice down, otherwise everyone will expect soup in their soup.


Waitress, there's an Olympic waterpolo team practising in my soup.

[Maudie]

Oh, that was Olympic waterpolo soup, do you want some more?

Waiter, there's a berserk Badgerlord in my soup!

[Dinte]

I know it gets your blood boiling wot

Waiter, there's a hare eating my soup

[Shadowed One]

Well, of course, because it is a HARE!

Waiter, there's a planet in my soup!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vell vot vould ye expect from ze Reztaurant At Ze End O' Ze Univerze.

[Rainshadow]

  Waiter, the Vengeance is in my soup!  (The Vengeance is a ship, by the way )

[Shadowed One]

What is in there?

Waiter there's a lot of vermin in my soup!

[Maudie]

Hehe, *blodthirsty laugh* I'll take care of that...

There's an avatar in my soup!

[Buzz_Bumble]

No sir, that's "Vermicelli". It's meant to be in Vermicelli Soup. 

D'oh! Someone beat me to it. 



An Avatar? I'll remove him, but we have to be careful since he's the last Airbender.

Waiter ... Waiter. Oi! Waiter! ... Manager! There's a hearing aid in my soup.

[Shadowed One]

What did you say, young un? *adjusts hearing aid* 

Waiter, there's a katana in my soup!