Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[rachel25]

WHAT how did a monkey get in the restaronte ?? (spelling?)
WAITER!!!!! There's a comedian in my soup!!!!!

[Buzz_Bumble]

A comedian? That's funny, it's meant to be Politician Soup.

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup, and it's wearing armour, waving a sword, and ranting on about somewhere called 'Redwall Abbey'?

[rachel25]

Give it the Redwall map and Riddler so it can find its way home 
Waiter there's a mobile phone in my soup  and its evil HELP

[AnnaofRedwall]

REALLY? well, that's strange... WAIT! who took my phone?

WAITER! there's an evil BLOODBENDER in my soup!

[rachel25]

Throw it away and run then
Waiter there's a mad lady in my soup and she's got crayons 
( anyone who's seen the film Flushed away will get this  )

[AnnaofRedwall]

give 'er something to color on!


WAITER! there's a rubber ducky in my soup!

[rachel25]

AAWWWWWW dose it go quack 
waiter there's a jack- in- a- box in my soup       

[Maudie]

You mean your soup is in a box. It is soup in the box soup

There's a Deepcoiler in my soup!

[rachel25]

well it is meant to be sushi soup   
waiter there's a T-rex in my soup 

[Kitsune]

Ack! Run away!

Vegetarian: Waiter, there's chicken in my vegetable soup! And I think I ate some of it!! *faints*

[Buzz_Bumble]

That's OK, chicken is a vegetable - it's a large feathery cucumber. 


Waiter, my bowl of soup has a wormhole gateway to a parallel universe in it, and everytimg I empty the bowl, more soup just keeps coming through. I can't eat it all.

[rachel25]

Oh my that is strange 
Waiter there's a gold fish in my soup 

[Norham Waterpaw]

Sorry, that might be my neighbor's.

Waiter there's a weeping angel in my soup, is it safe to blink?

[Rainshadow]

  NO IT IS NOT.  *Stares at angel*

  Waiter, there's a polka-dotted beaver in my soup...  And he's got some sort of chocolate muffin...

[Kitsune]

It's ok, he's your friend!

Waiter, I feel like I need to hug a Death Defying Beaver that is in my soup...