Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[rachel25]

then go ahead and hug him 
Waiter there's a donkey in my soup and he won't stop talking about carrots 

[Kitsune]

Then give him one and run away!

Waiter, there's a Guest in my soup!

[Shadowed One]

Then shoot it, quick! We have enough problems with guests as it is!

Waiter, there's a foot in my soup.

[Kitsune]

Ew...

Waiter, there's a finger in my soup!

[Redwaller]

Oops, I guess the cook isn't very agile with a knife.

Waiter, what are you doing in my soup?  

[Kitsune]

Well, I was just taking a swim!

Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!

[Redwaller]

Hmmm, I think you mean that the soup is in your bowl.

Waiter, there's a Search Engine in my soup!

[Gnoflet]

Iput it there so you woud'ent have to serch for it.

Waiter, there's a frog in my soup!

[Brinty]

Eat it frogs taste great.

Waiter theirs a live hare in my soup!

[Gnoflet]

You mean a hare gave you the soup. I'm that hare.

Waiter, there's a letter in my soup!

[Buzz_Bumble]

That's because it's a special mail-order.

Waiter, there's no soup in my "soup".

[rachel25]

That's b/c I ate it..... What I was hungry 
WAITER THERE'S A BUNCH OF LOCK CAPS IN MY SOUP! 

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

All the better to crush your teeth with.

Waiter, there's a taser in my soup!

[Buzz_Bumble]

That's because it's the soup is so tasty that it's electrifying.

Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup, and I don't like ______s!   

[Rusvul]

Here, let me _____ it out for you.

Waiter, there's meat in my soup! And I'm vegetarian! OH NOAPSHREPODISFAPDFWEPWIFJDK!