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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

Started by Lantur, January 20, 2012, 09:58:21 PM

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Cornflower MM

#705
December 24, 2014, 08:38:10 PM
Ah, that's where my pet pig went!

Waiter, there's a Speckles in my soup!

Delthion

#706
December 26, 2014, 10:18:17 PM
That's just your reflection.

Waiter, there's a pillow in my soup!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Cornflower MM

#707
December 26, 2014, 11:55:13 PM
((Are you saying I look like my chicken Speckles, or that I'm freckly? ((I do have a lot of freckle on my cheeks, actually.)) Either way, I'll take the compliment. :P)

Really?! Awesome! *Grabs pillow and curls up to take a nap*

Waiter, there's a rubber band in my soup!

Delthion

#708
December 26, 2014, 11:59:26 PM
Wow, they really aren't rock then they're so soft!

Waiter, there's a chain in my soup!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

LT Sandpaw

#709
December 27, 2014, 02:02:21 PM

Ah trying that trick are we, I know your really an Agent of the W.E.R.I.R.D.S.F.K,



Waiter there's an Christmas tree in my soup.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Maudie

#710
January 14, 2015, 06:22:59 AM
Meh. Throw it out. It's weeks old.

Waiter, there's a hockey puck in my soup!
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Tiria_Wildlough

#711
January 14, 2015, 05:10:24 PM
Ouch. Wouldn't that break your teeth?

Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup.

Eulaliaaa!

#712
January 17, 2015, 06:18:50 AM
Oops, sorry about that.

Waiter, there's a badger lord in my soup... what?!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Izeroth

#713
January 18, 2015, 03:50:53 AM
 Hang him from the battlements!

Waiter, there's a nerve cell in my soup.

Delthion

#714
January 18, 2015, 04:24:15 AM
Oh my word! The nerve of that nerve!

Waiter there's a bad pun in my soup!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#715
January 18, 2015, 07:59:31 PM
Oil bet there is! Aren't I punny?

Waiter, there's a fork in my soup!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Wot, wot!

#716
January 18, 2015, 11:55:11 PM
Just ignore it, it'll go away. Do you want a spoon?

Waiter, my homework's in my soup!
"Get him! Grab that spy! I want his head!"
Basil chuckled. "What's the matter? Isn't your own head good enough? No, I don't suppose it is. Ugly-looking brute, aren't you?" -Basil to Cluny the Scourge (Redwall)

"The second you change "I can't" into "why not", you can do anything in the world."

Delthion

#717
January 19, 2015, 12:10:12 AM
That's not the soup! That's your dog's regurgitation!

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Eulaliaaa!

#718
January 19, 2015, 12:20:38 AM
Poor guy...

Waiter, there's a squirrel in my soup!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Wot, wot!

#719
January 19, 2015, 03:06:55 PM
Sam, nooooooooooooooooo!!  :D*pulls squirrel out*

Waiter there's an empty box of cereal in my soup!
"Get him! Grab that spy! I want his head!"
Basil chuckled. "What's the matter? Isn't your own head good enough? No, I don't suppose it is. Ugly-looking brute, aren't you?" -Basil to Cluny the Scourge (Redwall)

"The second you change "I can't" into "why not", you can do anything in the world."
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