Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

Yes, that was given to you by the Lady of the Soup.  You don't remember?

Waiter, there's an all you can eat buffet in my soup!

[Booklover]

Eat all you can, then.
Waiter, there's bleach in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

Best way to get the corona out, of course!

Waiter, there's a phone call in my soup?

[Booklover]

(I hoped someone would get what I was referring to.)

Pick it up, then!

Waiter, there's a space bar in my soup!

[Verdauga]

Best leave it be. It's where astronauts hang out, of course.

Waiter, I need more soup!

[lass of something much]

*grumbles something about needy school teachers, picks up dog and makes it vomit into Verdie's bowl* there.

Waiter! there's spring in my soup!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Embrace it. It won't last forever.

Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, zen put it on yer ear loike a good fellov, eh?

Vaiter, zere'z a maze in me zoop!

[Booklover]

Maize, did you say? It's the special maize soup. (I had maize crisps once. They were great.)

Waiter, there's a periodic table in my soup!

[Scott McLamok]

Gahhh don't drink it. It has uranium!

Waiter there's ONE STRAND OF KADES BEAUTIFUL HAIR in my  soup!

[Booklover]

STOP, THIEF! RETURN THE HAIR!
Waiter, there's a ruler in my soup!

[Scott McLamok]

*Bows low* "Your highness"

Waiter there's tiger drool in my soup!

[Booklover]

SRGD (or GRSD)From an almost extinct species of tiger, I see. Hmm, the scientific possibilities are endless, if you could synthesise it properly. A reference to a fanfic I doubt any of you have read, and scientific sounding nonsense.

Waiter, there's small print in my soup!

[lass of something much]

*SCREAMS* BIIIGGG WIIIIGGGSSSSS!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry, Miss!


Waiter...There's a baby waterbender bending my soup....

[Verdauga]

Comes free with a purchase of fifty dollars or over!

Waiter, I have no soup!