Girls like me!

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Teenage Dotti walks into the thread wrapped in a white cloth all over her* Ooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!!

[Kade Rivok]

Ah, a new person/ghost to ask the age old question to.

So person/ghost, as the point of this topic is to inquire this, I feel I must ask: which Redwall animal/character would you date?

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*in a spooky voice* I come here to haunt all the males here! Aaaawooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!! And I won't tell you until you answer my ancient riddle!

[Kade Rivok]

Hmmmmmm'kay, and what might said ancient riddle be, if I may ask?

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*clears throat* A whitish hen so pretty
Eggs she lay two-and-ten
When they hatch a-quicky
They grew into fat hens
With blooming fatal beauty
And into nests they bear
One-and-thirty eggs fair
Sometimes thirty
And sometimes shorty

Sometimes even ghosts can make rhymes -- only with haunting mediocrity.

[Kade Rivok]

...Quite praiseworthy, to be sure, but is the riddle to figure out what the riddle is supposed to be, or is it something else?  Am I to figure out how many eggs there are?

[Sebias of Redwall]

MwHaHaHa. ToO lAtE.

[lass of something much]

 

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Ghost Dotti is staring piercingly at them*

[Kade Rivok]

Y'all may or may not know this, but...

I'm a girl like me.

[Scott McLamok]

Girls don't like me...

[Kade Rivok]

I feel ya.

[Scott McLamok]

*Hands Kade some rot beer* Let's drown out our sorrows!

[The Skarzs]

Y'all may or may not know this, but...

I'm a girl like me.

You fool.

I'M a girl like me.

rot beer

[Kade Rivok]

Y'all may or may not know this, but...

I'm a girl like me.

You fool.

I'M a girl like me.

I can't believe you've done this.