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Kade Rivok · March 18, 2021, 03:44:51 PM

Oh dear.

Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 17, 2021, 07:27:21 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 17, 2021, 06:06:30 PM
*Gives Corn wings*

I don't know how to use these!! D:

Eat 'em.

Flib Bigboat · March 18, 2021, 08:17:54 PM

Quote from: lass of something much on March 17, 2021, 06:06:30 PM
*Gives Corn wings*

Corn wings? Made out of corn?

Cornflower MM · March 19, 2021, 02:38:03 AM

*Is still clinging to the windowsill*

Kade Rivok · March 19, 2021, 03:33:19 AM

Want some help?

Cornflower MM · March 19, 2021, 04:32:35 AM

Please.

Kade Rivok · March 19, 2021, 12:20:33 PM

I got you.

*Posts a job listing online.*

"HELP WANTED"

"DO YOU ENJOY SOLVING PROBLEMS? ARE YOU GOOD AT WORKING IN A FAST PACED ENVIRONMENT? WELL THEN, THE 'HALP CORN' INITIATIVE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU! ASSIST A CERTAIN KERNAL IN SOLVING HER WINDOW RELATED ISSUES AND BE PAID HANDSOMELY!

APPLY BELOW.
Restrictions may apply. Any mentioned payment is only listed to draw attention. No actual reward or monetary exchange is promised.

Verdauga · March 19, 2021, 01:08:47 PM

*Leans out the window.*
Not sure if I'm helping, Corn, but the ground is only two inches below your foot.

Ally046 · March 20, 2021, 09:34:33 PM

Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2021, 12:20:33 PM
I got you.

*Posts a job listing online.*

"HELP WANTED"

"DO YOU ENJOY SOLVING PROBLEMS? ARE YOU GOOD AT WORKING IN A FAST-PACED ENVIRONMENT? WELL THEN, THE 'HALP CORN' INITIATIVE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU! ASSIST A CERTAIN KERNAL IN SOLVING HER WINDOW RELATED ISSUES AND BE PAID HANDSOMELY!

APPLY BELOW.
Restrictions may apply. Any mentioned payment is only listed to draw attention. No actual reward or monetary exchange is promised.

*Goes to apply*

*Reads fine print*

"Now Unsure."

> _ >

(Not because I expected to be payed, but because these people appear to be deceitful scammers...)

Booklover · March 21, 2021, 12:26:10 AM

Actually, they did tell you.

Cornflower MM · March 21, 2021, 02:28:00 AM

Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2021, 01:08:47 PM
*Leans out the window.*
Not sure if I'm helping, Corn, but the ground is only two inches below your foot.

*Opens squinched shut eyes and looks* Oh. So it is. Thanks!

Kade Rivok · March 21, 2021, 06:51:56 AM

What he didn't tell you is that the ground is only two inches beneath one foot. It's give or take a mile beneath the other.

Previous job posting is still open, by the by.

Verdauga · March 21, 2021, 12:23:52 PM

>_> stahp.

Cornflower MM · March 21, 2021, 07:11:39 PM

Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2021, 06:51:56 AM
What he didn't tell you is that the ground is only two inches beneath one foot. It's give or take a mile beneath the other.

Previous job posting is still open, by the by.

Well yeah but I can scoot over there safely enough. All is well.

Flib Bigboat · March 21, 2021, 07:52:48 PM

Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2021, 12:23:52 PM
>_> stahp.

*defenestrates Kade because ~~I wanted to~~ he's not being very helpful*

Kade Rivok · March 21, 2021, 11:17:32 PM

Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2021, 01:08:47 PM
*Leans out the window.*
Not sure if I'm helping, Corn, but the ground is only two inches below your foot.

Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 21, 2021, 07:11:39 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2021, 06:51:56 AM
What he didn't tell you is that the ground is only two inches beneath one foot. It's give or take a mile beneath the other.

Previous job posting is still open, by the by.

Well yeah but I can scoot over there safely enough. All is well.

Y'all contain no joy in your hearts.

News:

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