CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[BlueRose]

We are not amused.

[The Skarzs]

Uh oh.

Running out of humorous ideas, my lady. Shall I fling myself over a cliff, or have Rain get more pies?

[BlueRose]

The cliff, minion. Perchance thou canst arrange for an explosion as you hit the ground? We like explosions. And pies.

[Norham Waterpaw]

*flings self off cliff* ha, little does she know I brought a parachute! Mwahahahaha *pulls chute cord* hahahahahahahaha... Ha... Oh crud *realizes the chute cord was a grenade pin*

[BlueRose]

We are very amused. Well done. We shall reward thy remains with the 'Magical Nothing of Magical Nothingness' award.

(*wonders if we have just begun an epidemic of exploding lemmings.*)

[Norham Waterpaw]

It's morning, and I'm going to leave for school in about 15 minutes. Those minutes are going to pass slowly. Maybe indefinitely worse, they will pass slower.

I... Am... BORED!

[BlueRose]

We feel no pity for thy plight. We are always bored.

[The Skarzs]

Thouest is unpitied. To amuse the lady, I shall cast myself from yonder craggy cliff, to sail in the air and inevitably land on the hard earth below; with me is the noble Pie Bomb, which shall detonate upon landing impact. We hopest thou mightst be amused,

[BlueRose]

Thou art trying too hard to sound as if thee were from yon middle ages. Thou hadst better quit whilst thee are ahead. Oh, and do go and throw thyself off yonder cliff. That shall amuse us greatly.

[The Skarzs]

My lady, it is just but a speech impediment. Mindeth not my odd accent, but watch with humor at my falling antics.
*Hurls himself off the cliff, flailing about; all the way down, one word is yelled:
"CRRUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!!"
*Lands with a terrific splat, aided by the sound of a hundred released pies spattering the ground.

[BlueRose]

*laughs* That doth amuse us greatly! We shall call the medical team to repair thy injuries, so that thou wilt be capable of doing that again!

[Jukka the Sling]

Okkaayyyyy....... all of this is just. plain. weird.

[BlueRose]

Isn't it though? We are extremely amused by it all.

[The Skarzs]

*Skarzs cannot talk due to pain. Sorry.

[BlueRose]

*The royal medical team approaches Skarzs with all their medical paraphernalia. *