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Taggerung_of_Redwall

#270
July 14, 2011, 03:31:04 PM
It says:

I love ham. Get me some egg-rolls. I need to cook.
I'll be there for christmas.
Your loving son,
I need another flying bulldozer.
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Matthias720

#271
July 14, 2011, 03:40:53 PM
I didn't know you spoke death-defying beaver, ToR.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

#272
July 14, 2011, 03:42:01 PM
It's a new pursuit, I learned over there behind that tree.

Wai...

Ahhh!!!!!!
DEATH DEFYING BEAVERS HAVE TAKEN OUT THE TREES!!!!! RUN FOR COVER OR WE'RE NEXT!!!!
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Redwall Musician

#273
July 14, 2011, 05:05:37 PM
It's a good think I don't have trees around here. Wait where did that tree come from?  *roof crashes on bed* Man! I was going to sit and read there.
ToR: I so totally just finished my Rosetta Stone classes on death defying beaver language. I figured I should learn to speak with the so the wouldn't brain wash me. Wait! Is that my oranges! How did they find them! *goes to save oranges*
..."Where courage hides within the shawdows, patience within the storms, friendship in around every corner, and inspiration just outside your window."

Dawnwing

#274
July 14, 2011, 08:38:34 PM
Hmm... I need an avatar, but can't decide what I want it to be.  An otter of some sort, perhaps.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#275
July 14, 2011, 09:29:10 PM
Oh no, they've brainwashed all of the celery and now tis attacking us! BACK! BACK I SAY! I HAVE A TOMATO AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO- OH NO! THE CELERY ATE THE TOMATO! THE CELERIES ARE CANIBALS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Redwall Musician

#276
July 14, 2011, 09:51:50 PM
*says quietly* I think we all need to calm down and whisper, because I just got my crying oranges to sleep. The beavers ate most of them, but I saved a few.
Is that a sparkler bomb! Help!  I knew this was coming! Run! Run for your life!
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DanielofRedwall

#277
July 15, 2011, 04:07:42 AM Last Edit: September 21, 2011, 03:00:07 PM by DanielofRedwall
This beaver problem has gone too far! I'm taking it straight to the top!

*grabs phone and presses in numbers*

Hello, is this the President of the United States? I need to speak to you, URGENTLY!!!

*Beaver noises at the other end*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Throws phone out the window and hides under bed*

Wait, that means they have nuclear weapons they can fire at any moment... THINK OF ALL THE STOVES AND GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICHES THEY'LL DESTROY!!!
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Taggerung_of_Redwall

#278
July 15, 2011, 04:09:50 AM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE STOVES!!! *sob* Tell me it ain't true. Wait, I have an idea. Get to Chico, it's illegal to detonate nuclear warheads there under threat of $500!
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#279
July 15, 2011, 04:21:18 AM
OH NO! NOW THEIR MESSING ABOUT WITH THE BOOK OF FORBIDDEN MAGIC SPELLS! OH NO!!! THEY'RE STARTING TO CREATE A PORTAL TO THE "THE MOST RANDOMEST THREAD EVER THREAD!" WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!!!! Someone else can go first. *hides under covers with a flashlight and the book "How to stop Death Defying Beavers from killing you for dummies.*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

DanielofRedwall

#280
July 15, 2011, 04:22:44 AM
I can't help, look what they did to me!

*Holds up hand stuck in a toaster*

I can't make toast now!
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Taggerung_of_Redwall

#281
July 15, 2011, 05:33:41 AM
And that toaster won't be able to talk.

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Redwall Musician

#282
July 15, 2011, 06:41:47 AM
Lucky! They ate all my small kitchen appliances.

*goes to find a microwave*

It's a good thing I keep a microwave under my bed. Wait! It got destroyed when a tree fell on my bed! NOOOOOO!
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#283
July 15, 2011, 06:51:40 AM
OH NO! THEY'VE OPENED THE PORTAL! NOW THEY'RE GOING TO THE REST OF THE THREADS!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Tiria Wildlough

#284
July 15, 2011, 08:32:38 AM
NOO-GAK! They're gagging me with caramel!!!
GGLALAAGGGAKKKKGGHH!!!
phttoooh! I'll never eat caramel again!
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