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Started by Matthias720, June 12, 2011, 04:07:52 PM

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Redwall Musician

Which means:

We have captured the space shuttle. Soon all the bread in the world will be brain washed too! (Here in the message there is evil laughter)
..."Where courage hides within the shawdows, patience within the storms, friendship in around every corner, and inspiration just outside your window."

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

I'm still hiding in this abandoned building. I overheard a small conversation between two beavers:

Beaver 1: Jlklfkdkllklkfklklfdkl?
Beaver 2: Tkjjikgdfg.
Beaver3 that's standing behind me with a baseball bat: Ykjgfjkgkjfkgfkj!
Beavers 1 and 2: Jjkgfkjdfgkjdfdj!

*gets hit over the head with three baseball bats and is dragged off to the secret beaver base*

NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Tiria Wildlough

I HAVE TO WARN PEOPLE! WAAAAIIIT! THEY'RE BRAINWASHING ALL MY BOOKS!
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

AAAAH! THE BEAVERS DROPPED A TREE ON MY HEAD!!
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*wakes up strapped to a table in a dimly lit room as a beaver approaches with an unknown machine* "Hey what are ye doing with that- AAAAAAH!!!!!! THIER TRYING TO BRAINWASH ME!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

Quick, say 'ggdyusdshgsghjhh'!
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

Redwall Musician

#306
*beaver at Redwall Musician computer*

hjfgljkdfbghfguihsfdghsfuibhdfhbglsdfhg.

*Redwall Musician kick beaver off*

Sorry, the beaver was trying to update his face-book. He already has 213 friends! Everyone want to please the beavers, less they destroy their town.

*beaver kicks Musician off computer*

hsfsghswasdfhgiauergphapg

*Musician gets back on*
Why does he want Australia so bad? The message says:

In a short while, the bombs will destroy all the cities in Australia. The baseball bats came in last week. Thanks again leader!
..."Where courage hides within the shawdows, patience within the storms, friendship in around every corner, and inspiration just outside your window."

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

'ggdyusd-AAAAAAAAAAH!" *Cannae say 'ggdyusdshgsghjhh'! in time and gets brainwashed*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

*sniff* THEY'VE GOTTEN HEADINANOTHERGALAXY!!!

Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

DanielofRedwall

Nooooooooooo!!!!! :( NO MORE WEASELS!!!

Oi, beavers, quick trying to take over Australia!
Received mostly negative reviews.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

*hears whistley gibberish-spoken noises*
What's that?
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

Icefire

To the Weasel Dude: Welcome to our ranks! Don't worry, the brainwashing process is totally painless  ::)

To secret beaver spies: Will soon be sending the Ducktape and Bottle rockets. Make sure you brainwash all the apples, they will be valuable allies.
FDGHKDKLHGLDLG!!!!!!!!!
- Beaver ally
Living in peace, aye many a season,
Calm in life and sound in reason,,
'Til evil arrives, a wicked horde,
Driving a warrior to pick up his sword,
The challenger rings then, straight and fair,
Justice is with us, beware. Beware!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Wakes up laying in the middle of the street*

Ugh, what happpened? Oh well! *walks off, whistling the beaver national anthem*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Taggerung_of_Redwall

Ack! Beaver Supporter!
*gets attacked by death-defying beavers that had been attacking my computer*
NO!! I thought I left those lot!
Oh well, poor HeadInAnotherGalaxy...
*dodges sledgehammer*
DA BEAVERS HAVE SLEDGEHAMMERS!!
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

rakkety tam

rock'n'roll  will survive


25% nerd 25% redneck 25% rocker 25% Redwaller  100% me


If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace