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[Skalrag of Marshank]

Whoa. I don't think I can compete with that. O.K., weasels. [Whispers] Foxes.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Weasels win again. Az uzual...

[Skalrag of Marshank]

O.K., how usual?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Az uzual = Before ye even dezide tae try tae compete over zomethin', Weasels have already won. Ye may think tha' ye've won, but they have already won. Even if ye arenae goin' tae compete in zomethin', Weasels ztill win.

In other wordz no matter wot ye dae, Weasels will ALWAYZ win.

Weasels!

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

I'm not arguing with that. It made all too much sense for my liking

[DanielofRedwall]

It looks like weasels win then!

[Redwall Musician]

Do weasels like oranges? Because I like to say the word orange. Did the death defying beavers work for the weasels? Are panda bears cute? Cause I like panda bears. Have the weasels read Winnie-the-Pooh? Cause I like Pooh bear.

[Nightfire]

I shall now answer all of your questions. 1. No. 2. Yes. 3. Yes. 4. No. If they had, they may have learned something important from it. 

I shall now solve your argument. Klitch was the best weasel, Slagar the Cruel was the best fox. The one with the longest name wins the species war.  I like foxes.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Fine, be that way.

[Martha Braebuck]

Are you guys still talking about weasles? Whoohahahahooh!!

[Nightfire]

"Yayalahooooooooo!!!" A bloodwrath-y Nightfire shouts, beheading both Skalrag and HiaG, thus ending the argument. 

[Skalrag of Marshank]

Oww.

[DanielofRedwall]

My favourite animal: Owls. They smash weasels and foxes and squirrels.

I also like doggies and raccoons. They all smash weasels and foxes and squirrels.

OWLS AND RACCOONS AND DOGS!

[Coobreedan]

Pineapple

[Hálig]

Badgers rock!

Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come!