CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

More than a foot. He got hiz legz cut off, remember?

[DanielofRedwall]

I managed to get book one of "Redwall" on audiobook in to my local library from another one. Needless to say I'm quite excited to listen to it tonight.

[Rainshadow]

  Can I root for Darth Vader?  Um, Anakin is my favorite Jedi, but he turned into Vader.  I'm gonna root for Vader!

[Mad Maudie]

i just want to say EEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIIIICCCCCCNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mod note: Edited for screen stretching.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I just remembered that my sister told me Celtic Woman was going to do a concert near where I live, but that was in a dream. STUFF YOU, DREAM!!

[Redwallfan7]

Has anyone here ever slept in a hammock?

[Rainshadow]

  I've sat in one, but never slept in one.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!" -Monty Python And the Holy Grail

[Redwallfan7]

  I've sat in one, but never slept in one.

Cool.

[Mad Maudie]

Bunnies!

[Redwallfan7]

Puppies!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Knight tae Z33.

[Rainshadow]

[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

  Hehe, my absolute favorite Monty Python and the Holy Grail quote!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen

[WarriorOfMossflower]

FOR NARNIAAAAAA!!!