CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[Verdauga]

Yep. He's my favorite character

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Same! "Oh my gosh he is so cute." "Who said that?!" 

[Verdauga]

Same! "Oh my gosh he is so cute." "Who said that?!" 

"You are a mouse." "*Sighs* I was hoping for something more original."

[shisteer of nothing much]

Same!
"Oh my gosh, he is so cute."
"Who said that?!"
 

Use punctuation, child!

[Kade Rivok]

Use punctuation child!  *Summons punctuation child to the scene.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*dismisses punctuation child from the scene*

[Kade Rivok]

Boring.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Unnecessarily insulting.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Same! "Oh my gosh he is so cute." "Who said that?!" 

"You are a mouse." "*Sighs* I was hoping for something more original."

Yesyesyes!

[lass of something much]

maybe you were in small mode....

I was in a hurry.

*galps*
Hehehe...b-but you're n-not a-a-anymore r-right?...

[Booklover]

Use punctuation child!  *Summons punctuation child to the scene.*

Let's eat grandma!

[Kade Rivok]

Sadly, punctuation child was removed.  Otherwise, the poor thing would be having a conniption fit.

[Booklover]

I'm assuming you know I'm joking.

What about Greengrocers' in Ankh Morpork (incorrect apostrophe intentional)?

[Kade Rivok]

Are they claiming ownership of something?

And yeah, I know you were joking 

[Booklover]

Antimony Parker, the Greengrocer says, "Be with you in jus't one moment, s'ir, I'm ju'st—'"– Greengrocers throughout the English-speaking world (but in England in particular) are known for their persistent abuse of the apostrophe-ess combination on their handwritten signs which Mr. Parker does to extreme, carrying the language on his sign into his own speech.


This is from the Discworld Fandom wiki, on the Going Postal page.