Corrupt-a-Wish

[Groddil]

Granted. You celebrate by eating junk food until your teeth fall out. Shame.

I wish for a wish that isn't corrupted.

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted, but since that isn't possible the entire universe blows up. Some how you and me survive and I give you a long, agonizing, slow death since you destroyed the universe.

I wish I was done with my school work for the day.

[Groddil]

Granted, but you failed it.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

I wish I was done with my school work for the day.

Granted, but you got low marks for it, and your teacher will rant at you.

I wish I were in Middle-Earth.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, but you are in Mordor. You get killed by a passing Ringwraith when the orcs have finished torturing you.

I wish I knew what to choose for my birthday present.

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted, but you choose something you hate with all your heart.

I wish it would get cold outside.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Granted, but it would be as extremely cold as Antarctica.

I wish I would play a recurring role in a film.

[SilentSam]

Granted, but your character dies in the end.
I wish that I could learn every language in one day.

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted, but you learn so much you lose your mind and spend the rest of your life in Skarzs' asylum.

I wish it was dinner time.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Granted, but the table would be empty before you could eat anything.

I wish the stress for homework would go away.

[Groddil]

Granted, but because you're no longer stressed about homework, you start thinking about other things and you fail it.

I wish we didn't have to put up with annoying timezones that interfere with posting.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Granted. Now there is no forum. And since the forum was the very thing that held the existence of the universe together, we all cease to exist. Except for you. You float around in a dark void for thousands of years, blind, cold, lonely, and unable to feel anything. You begin to go mad and finally, after millions of years, fade away into nothing.

I wish I had wings and could fly with them.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Granted, but the wax in the wings would melt and you would fall down to the sea.

I wish I could write anything without stopping, without the annoying writer's block.

[Groddil]

Granted, but yours stories are so horrible that you break down in shame.

I wish for chocolate.

[Skyblade]

Granted, here is a crumb of chocolate.

I wish I had more energy.