1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[winifred]

lol
41
Have a contest to see who can throw the object the farthest over all the isles
42
Sing "We are family" to everyone who walks by.
43
Set off soda rockets in the drinks isle
44
Set up a full scale figurine battle war o Spiderman v.s. Transformers in the middle of the toys isle
45
Cast your own radio show over the intercom
46
start broadcasting Kmart comercials ovr the intercom
47 Announce (over the intercom) that there is a sale on everything in the electronics department and the first 10 people to get there gets a FREE TV, then see what happens.

[rakkety tam]

48 show up at in a hazmat suit saying the store has been contaminated with a deadly cat virus and could kill there cats and make everyone leave then u start eating all there fruit when they are gone



sadly i have done 24

[Redwallfan7]

Lol

Start to sing or crack jokes over the announcing intercom 

[MatthiasMan]

50. Get a skateboard and swerve around all the customers.

[rakkety tam]

51 go around and if u see som1 putting something in there buggy say they are banished from walmart

[Redwallfan7]

52. Spill laundry soap all around the aisles

[eualaia]

yell minecraft the whole time yor there

[winifred]

just a reminder try to number them so we can reach 1,000 alittle more easily without confusion

54.put girls clothes in guy carts and guy clothes in girl carts.
55.Announce calmly over the intercom: Today is the end of the world and there is a sale in aisle 2
56.Start dancing througnh the whole store
57.Sing christmas caroles out loud (preferably in summertime )
58.Grab some friends and sing in the music section, when people start to stare just say: This is the music section, I thought you'd like some live music, then continue
59.go in a dressing room and state loudly: There's no toilet in here!
60.put money on the floor, when someone tries to pick it up yell at them and walk off with a scowl

[rakkety tam]

61 announce everything in the store is now 99 percent off on the intercom

[Dannflower Reguba]

62. declare a pillow fight in the furniture area.

[Dannflor]

 snatch all the chips in it and eat it all by myself

[psybox]

64. use it as a free running playground

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

65. Hide in a dryer, then then someone opens it, scream and smack their faces
66. Go up to some one and say, "Congratulations! You've won a hand smack!"
Random person: "What?"
You: *Smacks, then runs off giggling madly*
67: Go up to someone and say, "Tell me if this looks infected."

[winifred]

lol

[Dannflower Reguba]

65. Hide in a dryer, then then someone opens it, scream and smack their faces
66. Go up to some one and say, "Congratulations! You've won a hand smack!"
Random person: "What?"
You: *Smacks, then runs off giggling madly*

HAHAHA!