1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Ferrousferret]

609: Dress like a hobo, get a guitar & pace the music isle offing to play the songs on the CDs for less than the store is offering.

610: Dress like a hobo & stand guard over the bathrooms while paying disturbingly close attention to anyone who approaches them.

[rachel25]

611 refuse to give back a toy you stole from a six year old and when his/her parents get angry start to cry       

[Norham Waterpaw]

Topic revive!

612: Go to the seafood ailse, get a large fish, and begin slapping people with it!

[Jukka the Sling]

613: Go into the cosmetics area and smash all of the nail polish in sight on the floor.

614: Spill red nail polish on the floor and yourself, then scream, yell "Murder!", lie down in the middle of the nail polish puddle and try to look dead.

[Tiria Wildlough]

615. Borrow a table, plates and food from the store, and do How Animals Eat Their Food with a friend. Right in the middle of the store.

616. Act out asdf movie with your friends.

[Norham Waterpaw]

(So in essence, steal a llama, and drive it into a wal-mart... yay.)

617: Do the milk gallon smashing prank.

[Blaggut]

618: yell yo mama at everyone
619: take a perplexus from the toy aisle, and do it at the checkout, yell Yes! And NOOOOO! Loud a lot.
620: after the guy puts the bungees in the bungee metal thing, take them out and put them all,around the store or parking lot! 

[Blaggut]

Revived cuz this Hasnt gotten to 10000

[Faiyloe]

It was only 1,000 not 10,000. 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

621. Valk around 'oldin' advertizmentz for ozer ztorez zuch az Toyz-R-Uz, Target, an' Ukropz.

622. Brin' in a carrot an' ztart ztabbin' people viz it zhoutin' "AH FOUND A CARROT!!!!!".

623. Brin' zeveral friendz viz ye (optional) an' gae open zome packz o' gum an' ztart chevin' an' blovin' bubblez viz it.

624. Ztart zin'in Chriztmaz carrolz vhen tiz anytime except December or January.

625. Brin' zome friendz (again optional) an' ztart doin' Monty Pyzon zketchez.

626. Ztart zin'in' ze ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAMMITY ZPAM VONDERFUL ZPAM! zon'.

627. Jump oot at people an' yell "NOBODY EXPECTZ ZE ZPANIZH INQUIZITION!!!" an' zen valk avay tae dae it tae ze next perzon.

[Faiyloe]

Number 626 would get you kicked out of any where.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ezpecially a Grocery ztore...Juzt imagine valkin' up tae ze zpam zection, takin' a can o' zpam from ze zhelve an' zen goin' around ze ztore zin'in' ze zpam zon'!

[Blaggut]

621. Valk around 'oldin' advertizmentz for ozer ztorez zuch az Toyz-R-Uz, Target, an' Ukropz.

622. Brin' in a carrot an' ztart ztabbin' people viz it zhoutin' "AH FOUND A CARROT!!!!!".

623. Brin' zeveral friendz viz ye (optional) an' gae open zome packz o' gum an' ztart chevin' an' blovin' bubblez viz it.

624. Ztart zin'in Chriztmaz carrolz vhen tiz anytime except December or January.

625. Brin' zome friendz (again optional) an' ztart doin' Monty anning m..
626. Ztart zin'in' ze ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAM ZPAMMITY ZPAM VONDERFUL ZPAM! zon'.

627. Jump oot at people an' yell "NOBODY EXPECTZ ZE ZPANIZH INQUIZITION!!!" an' zen valk avay tae dae it tae ze next perzon.

[Blaggut]

I couldnt fit my lol in the quote.. By the way, i found a carrot! No wage ferret meat candy army has rations.. Already planning an attack on this thread..

[Tiria Wildlough]

628. Let dogs loose in the store. Watch them proudly and shout 'Those are my boys/girls!'
629. Go up to the checkout workers and say 'Do you have a permit for this?'