1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Eulaliaaa!]

904: Dress up like a bird and jump on top of the aisles, waiting for your prey. Then randomly jump down and attack someone with your feet.

905: Take your cat and get on top of an aisle. Hold it like Simba while a group of your friends gathers around the bottom and sings "It's the circle of life".

906: Gather up as many cats as you and your friends can, then give them as much catnip as they'll eat and let them loose in the building.

[Lady Amber]

907: Light all the candles and put them all over the store, as well as in people's shopping carts.

908: Yell in people's ears.

[Blaggut]

Once hid behind an aisle and when people walked by, I would silently toss a plunger or traffic cone in front of them and see what they did. This one biker guy went CRAZY and got all up in my face, screaming xD then I did it to a worker and she almost kicked me out.

[Vilu Daskar]

That Biker needs to calm down.

[Groddil]

909. Advertise for Costco in the middle of the store.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

910. Place a flammable can inside the tester microwave oven.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

909. Advertise for Costco in the middle of the store.

Laughing out loud. One of my friends and my teacher are Costco fanboys.

[Vilu Daskar]

910. Bring in Ash and make him mad.

[Delthion]

911. Start the Great Pie War in the aisles.

[Rosie Willowwater]

912. Scream at the top of your lungs until they kick you out

[Delthion]

913. Begin kicking employees out of the store.

[Rosie Willowwater]

914. Start flirting with Del

[Delthion]

No, that's the way to make me start running and screeching in terror.

[Rosie Willowwater]

And that's what would get me kicked out.

[Ashleg]

915. Ask employees to help you out in the butter aisle, then smear the butter that you didn't pay for on the employees and scream loudly as you do it.