Caption this photo: Matthias and Basil

[Tiria Wildlough]

Matthias: What do you mean I can't have any?
Basil: You can't have any! This is my icecream!

[Ceteruler]

Matthias: So there's where you went with my ice cream!
Basil: er, um... no I bally well wasn't, I was... guarding it here up on the jolly walls! and, um.... samplin' it for you. Makin' sure it wasn't bloomin' POISIONED! I may have blinkin' saved your life, Matthias!

[psybox]

Matthias: what are you doing
Basil: it said eat me.
Matthias: did it say poison? if you eat too much from a bowl labeled poison, it's likely to disagree with you eventually.

[winifred]

Matthias: um, Basil I think your eating my Strawberry trifle.
Basil:Wot?wot? I am not this is my own.
Matthias: Then why does the bowl have my name on it??
Basil: er.........um.........well I msutav accidently grabbe your bowl from the stack.
Matthias:my bowl was at my place, and it went missing, and that is the Only bowl with my name on it!
Basil:Well....I was just making sure that the cookie pieces wern't to big, you could bally well choke on them you know.

[Vilu Daskar]

Basil:I like steeling ice cream he he he Matthias
Matthias:You took my Ice cream.
Basil:I I I was just guarding it

[winifred]

Matthias: Hello Basil- wait is that my missing strawberry fizz and icecream?? I've been looking everywhere for it!
Basil: well uh...... as a matter of fact it is, I was just stealing it for fun ya'know.
Matthias: ?? ?? you can have it, I'll just go get seconds.
Basil: Wait, I'll get it for you......

[321tumbler]

Matthais: WHAT IS THAT!!!
Basil: Ummm... I maade it up. I call it Basilcream.

[Tam and Martin]

Lol.

[phoenixfoden]

martin:you know stealing isint allowed at redwall!
basil:*kicks martin away*and you know tell tails dont last long in redwall!
martin:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[Romsca]

It's Matthias, not Martin

Matthias: Whose ice cream is that?
Basil Stag Hare: Um...I don't know. It wasn't yours, because it wasn't at your spot.
Matthias: Well then where was it?
Basil: It was to the left of your spot, and I assumed it was up for grabs. Was it?
Matthias: You mean CORNFLOWER'S SPOT? YOU STOLE CORNFLOWER'S ICE CREAM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basil: Well I did think I saw her looking for something...
Matthias: *Punches Basil and breaks his nose*

[Tam and Martin]

Good one.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Basil: Mmm, yum!
Matthias: Hey, you're eating yoghurt!
Basil: Mmmhmm!
Matthias: Did you know yoghurt's made from active cultures?
Basil: Mmm?
Matthias: And do you know what that means?
Basil: Nnn-nnn. *shakes head*
Matthias: It means it's alive!
Basil: MMM?
Matthias: That's right! Yoghurt's alive! And you know what happens when live things get in you, don't ya? They search for nourishment! In fact, right now little yoghurt parasites are stampeding through your system, attaching themselves to vital organs and leaching the life out of 'em.
Basil: Eughhhh...
Matthias: That bowl of yoghurt is eating you from the inside out, chewing on you from tongue to tailbone.
Basil: Aughhh...
Matthias: That's why eating yoghurt helps you lose weight!
Basil: o.O

I found that on YouTube. ^^

[Tam and Martin]

 

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Matthias: I'm looking for Basil of Baker Street.
Basil: Hm? Basil the Baker, y'say? Can't say I've heard of the chap, but I'll jolly well help you find him, wot!

[Ungatt Trunn]

It's Matthias, not Martin

Matthias: Whose ice cream is that?
Basil Stag Hare: Um...I don't know. It wasn't yours, because it wasn't at your spot.
Matthias: Well then where was it?
Basil: It was to the left of your spot, and I assumed it was up for grabs. Was it?
Matthias: You mean CORNFLOWER'S SPOT? YOU STOLE CORNFLOWER'S ICE CREAM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basil: Well I did think I saw her looking for something...
Matthias: *Punches Basil and breaks his nose*

HAHAHA !