Wartime!

[W0NWILL]

*Hare sticks his head in the canon*
Heeheehee...

[Tiria Wildlough]

*ferrets light the cannon and the hare flies away in a shower of sand*

[W0NWILL]

"Hey chaps, I'm a sand monster!"
Hare walks like a zombie and the ferrets double over laughing. And the hares go in and kill them.

[Tiria Wildlough]

And the ferrets kill some hares in return.

[W0NWILL]

"Lookit chaps! There's Photocopy! Get him/her!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

(Photocopy's a him. He's my ferret general.)
*Photocopy dodges and tasers all the hares*

[W0NWILL]

Photocopy can't taser all the hares! I have to go, it is late here.

My hare generals, Tila and Castiona, go against Photocopy, Castiona has every weapon known to man, (pretty much every weapon) and Tila is a boxing hare.

[Rainshadow]

  Shadow yells to W0NWILL, "Truce?"

[Redwallfan7]

Redwaaallll! * more otters throw pepper bombs at the wildcats*

[Tiria Wildlough]

*ferrets throw flames at the otters*

[Rainshadow]

  Wildcats shoot flaming arrows at otters.

[Redwallfan7]

*Otters injure more ferrets and cats with their javlins*

[Rainshadow]

  Wildcat swordsbeasts light their swords on fire and start attacking the ferrets and otters.

[Tiria Wildlough]

The ferrets fight back with white-hot golf clubs.

[Rusvul]

rusvulthesaber's army: foxes and wolves with arrows, swords, and spears. wolves are acting cavalry.

rusvul:INTO YOUR RANKS! ARCHERS BACK THREE RANKS, SWORDS FRONT, SPEARS BEHIND!
rusvul: ARCHERS! FIRST RANK, FIRE! FALL BACK, RELOAD, SECOND RANK FIRE, FALL BACK, RELOAD, THIRD RANK FIRE, FALL BACK, RELOAD, FIRST RANK FIRE, FALL BACK RELOAD etc. *more ferrets with golf clubs fall with each volley*
rusvul: CAVALRY CHARGE! CAVALRY WHEEL AND RETREAT! CHARGE, WHEEL, RETREAT, CHARGE WHEEL, RETREAT! *lots of ferrets, cats, and otters fall from the charges and arrows, but wolves and foxes are getting hurt badly and dying*
rusvul: RETREAT! RETREAT ALL! TORTISE FORMATION! * all cavalry come back, swords and spears raise their shields into an effective wall, middle ranks raise their shields above their heads, forming a roof. all enemy fire is repelled.*


this is what an organized army is like to fight MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  we will defeat your rambling hordes, you have numbers but we have training MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!