The Redwall Insult Fight!

[Russa Nodrey]

Your mother was so ashamed of you, she turned into a rock!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aye, yer'z did ze entire zin'- zhe rocked, an' zen zhe rolled ava!

[Lady Amber]

You're a confuzzled barrelbellied ole seadog!

[Russa Nodrey]

You're a bucket brained old frogwife!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Why you little ant brained, beetle bottemed rat!!

[Russa Nodrey]

You are a rock headed, toad-like, scum brain!

[Cornflower MM]

You are a addletongued, misbegotten, ugly, chopcheeked, slackgutted, clay-faced, useless bounder; the lowest of all creatures!

[Granitfur]

Ye lilly livered misbegotten mangy frogspawn! Yer mammy was a frog, ye frogfaced toadlickin' fool!

[The Skarzs]

You are a lichen-covered piece of moldy scum, something I pulled out of my hair after crawling through the swamp, and even that swamp smelled better than you!

[Delthion]

*A collective gasp from the audience is heard.*

[The Skarzs]

*Swaggers around in victory.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Applauds*

[The Skarzs]

I scared him away. ;-;

[Russa Nodrey]

how dare u

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm, this could use a reboot. You're dirt-eyed rock-brained slimy-faced son of a toad, when yer mother first saw ye she ran screamin' fer th' woods, and when ye burp yer breath chokes the maggots.