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The Redwall Insult Fight!

Started by Redwaller, July 07, 2012, 05:38:15 PM

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KitrallStreamrippler

#60
May 11, 2013, 10:55:52 PM Last Edit: May 11, 2013, 11:01:27 PM by KitrallStreamrippler
Quote from: Redwaller on May 01, 2013, 06:16:41 PM
Huh! No one can beat Rofnard at an insult fight: You lily-livered scum of a burnt lizard! You beetle-bummed foozle-woozle tippy-tap frog!

Are you willing to bet on that, you uneducated, barrelbellied, frogfaced, nitnosed, thicktailed, birdbrained excuse for an incompetent?
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

The Shade

#61
June 09, 2013, 09:33:21 PM
Aaaah, whats the use, everyones got their redwall books beside them.
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.

It is well known that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot.

I used to leave out half my sentances, but now I

Redwaller

#62
June 10, 2013, 12:36:08 PM
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on May 11, 2013, 10:55:52 PM
Quote from: Redwaller on May 01, 2013, 06:16:41 PM
Huh! No one can beat Rofnard at an insult fight: You lily-livered scum of a burnt lizard! You beetle-bummed foozle-woozle tippy-tap frog!

Are you willing to bet on that, you uneducated, barrelbellied, frogfaced, nitnosed, thicktailed, birdbrained excuse for an incompetent?
WHAT! Who are ye calling uneducated? I can read quicker than you c'n breath! You baggy-nosed, beetle-bum, frolicky frog, raggy-bummed stoat!

rachel25

#63
July 07, 2013, 03:48:01 PM
Well yer a GOOD FOR NOTHING TAIL BRUSHER WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS BUM AND HIS OWN FACE!!!!!  :P

Redwaller

#64
July 09, 2013, 01:39:05 PM
 :o Is that a Redwall insult?  ::)

You misbegotten muddleheaded mudmuckers!  Slop-pawed, fiddlefaced bottlenosed baggybottomed bucketbellied beetlebrained beasts!

rachel25

#65
July 09, 2013, 06:05:47 PM
That's a lot of B's   :D
WELL YOUR NOTHING BUT A SLIMY SLOW WITTED SLOW WORM!!!!!

Mariel

#66
July 09, 2013, 08:07:30 PM
Go boil your lily-livered fiddlefaced barrelbellied fat squashed toad looking faces! >:( >:( :)

BadgerLordFiredrake

#67
July 10, 2013, 02:00:18 PM
'Arf-brained big-bellied ferret-faced slimy slow slop-pawed vermin!
baby turtle forever

Redwaller

#68
July 10, 2013, 02:10:34 PM
You vermin-faced, beetle-brain umbrellafeeted(lol) mangyscutted toad!

BadgerLordFiredrake

#69
July 10, 2013, 02:13:10 PM
Quote from: Redwaller on July 10, 2013, 02:10:34 PM
You vermin-faced, beetle-brain umbrellafeeted(lol) mangyscutted toad!
At least I'm not a foolish fool (xD) lily-livered landlubber1
baby turtle forever

Shadowed One

#71
July 12, 2013, 10:03:59 PM
You are all pot-bellied, grease-covered, maggot-ridden, lard barrels!
Martin the Warrior is way more epic than Mickey Mouse. Anyone who says otherwise is insane, or just wrong.

"I'm languishing in heroic obscurity!"-Doc

Rusvul

#73
July 13, 2013, 06:42:12 PM
Hello, good day to you. My, what a fine coat you're wearing. I especially like the buttons. A great choice of color, too.

KitrallStreamrippler

#74
July 13, 2013, 06:58:24 PM
Quote from: The Shade on June 09, 2013, 09:33:21 PM
Aaaah, whats the use, everyones got their redwall books beside them.
Are you callin' us cheaters, ye lardbellied, barrelfaced, mangyeared flabbypaws? ;D

Quote from: Redwaller on June 10, 2013, 12:36:08 PM
WHAT! Who are ye calling uneducated? I can read quicker than you c'n breath! You baggy-nosed, beetle-bum, frolicky frog, raggy-bummed stoat!
...You misspelled 'breathe'... :D :D :D
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!
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