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Sebias of Redwall

#180
June 18, 2019, 03:04:28 AM
AHA! So it's gonna be that way, eh?! Bow-legged, filth-eared pile of fox-dung!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#181
June 18, 2019, 03:05:02 AM
Now son, don't be rude.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#182
June 18, 2019, 03:06:09 AM
Yes, pappa... *Hangs head sheepishly*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#183
June 18, 2019, 03:06:55 AM
Ah, it's okay. Now, time to insult everyone else!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#184
June 18, 2019, 03:08:26 AM
Good idea. Everyone else aren't as smart or good-looking as I!!!!! (Such an insult, am I right?  :P)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#185
June 18, 2019, 03:19:12 AM
Correct. Other tha me, of course...
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#186
June 18, 2019, 03:22:58 AM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 03:19:12 AM
Correct. Other tha me, of course...
Of course.  :)

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2019, 03:08:26 AM
Good idea. Everyone else aren't as smart or good-looking as I or Jack!!!!! :P)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#187
June 18, 2019, 01:22:48 PM
If you two are smart and good-looking I'd rather be as dumb as a doornail and ugly as an umbrella!
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Jack the Quick

#188
June 18, 2019, 07:58:08 PM
You are (kidding, kidding)
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#189
June 18, 2019, 09:04:55 PM
Why! Isn't that a bally bad thing to say, wot? Watch where that tongue leads you, laddie!
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Jack the Quick

#190
June 18, 2019, 09:06:00 PM
You said so yourself.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#191
June 18, 2019, 09:08:49 PM
Jack the Quick-Tongued, Slow-Minded, Lack-Witted, Stinky-Breathed, Most Unhandsomehest Toad-like Spuirrel!
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Jack the Quick

#192
June 18, 2019, 09:19:34 PM
boil yer 'ead
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#193
June 18, 2019, 10:04:27 PM
Eat yer tail, scumnosed fathead.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#194
June 18, 2019, 10:49:42 PM
I take that personally.
Jk no. Ye lousy deckswab!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!
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