The Redwall Insult Fight!

[Redwaller]

Rules:

1. Only Redwall insults

2. Don't take it personally! 

3. Have fun!

Here goes (may the best insulter win!):

*next person to post gets this* "You scraggy-bottomed, lettuce ear, snippy-snaper, beetle-nosed vermin!"

[W0NWILL]

Some of me best friends are scraggy-bottomed, lettuce ear, snipp-snaper, beetle-nosed vermin! Delightful creatures they are.

Ye Droop-nose, blind an' deaf an' mute, smelly-furred cad!

[MatthiasMan]

. . .Toothless Twoggletongued Twittering Tripehounded Wart-Faced Peg-Legged Rancid-Smelling Shrimped Stinky Stringpawed Snaggletoothed Slopswillered Nitnosed Chopcheeked Dishwater-drinkers!!!

[Rusvul]

dang these are good insults, ye crab-legged, flotsam-brained idler!

(eh i tried)

[Rainshadow]

  Oh you filthy frogfaced foozlebacked fop-nutnose!

[MatthiasMan]

Beat mine though, worm-brained boatnosed planktailed rancid-breathed, needle clawed buffons.

. . .Toothless Twoggletongued Twittering Tripehounded Wart-Faced Peg-Legged Rancid-Smelling Shrimped Stinky Stringpawed Snaggletoothed Slopswillered Nitnosed Chopcheeked Dishwater-drinkers!!!

[Rainshadow]

  You lily-livered one eyed son of a blubbery legless goat!

[Redwaller]

  You lily-livered one eyed son of a blubbery legless goat!

Goat!? Maybe you mean toad? You bluberring buffoons! You scraggy-hided, long-nosed, river-bottomed frogs!

[Rainshadow]

  You nitnosed chopcheeked dishwater-drinker!  You slackgutted slimesided sludgehearted spiritless slimebrained toad!

[Redwaller]

Ho is it now? I'll show you, you slop-guts, floppy-stomached, tongue-walloper, eye-smashed, ditchwater- drinker, slap-nosed, hare-legged, spinach-eared, cloth-fured, wooden-hearted, stone-swallower, slobby-chops of a sardine!

[MatthiasMan]

I can tell you took some from mine. I feel like that's cheating! And some really don't make sense. Hare-legged? Foozle back and fop-nutnosed?

Yew useless, brick bottomed, snot headed, nut brained, egg shelled, snake skinned, flower gutted, dead limbed, baby whiners, juvenile cowards! Use your worthless brains before I toss ye overboard!

[Rainshadow]

  *Cries*  Stoppet!  Stoppet!

[Redwaller]

You willl pay for this you babelish fool! You excuse for a rat, you... er... cry-baby, jug-nosed, berrie-guts, triple-buffoon! You, you sloppy-legs!

[Skipper]

You are a birdbrained, feckless, despicable, useless, cross-eyed, daft, smelly fatty onionbonce!

[MatthiasMan]

Hmmhmhm, good one. I like the onionbonce.


Despicable dungeon-eared doodle buged dirty murdering amodormed stilt-legged clay-faced old paw-wobbled doddering ole ragbaged doddle pawed fooled strambashing dumb clucked entrail-eating eggheaded eyesored fat wee jellyfishd featherbaged fools!