first crush?

[Tam and Martin]

My first crush? Flo from the Progressive commercial.


JK. I don't really know who.

[The Skarzs]

My first crush? Flo from the Progressive commercial.

YOU HAVE BETRAYED US ALL. GO BACK TO THE SWAMP FROM WHICH YOU ROSE.

[Tam and Martin]

Lol

*Goes back to the swamp*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

My first crush was the guy who once came to visit our school when I was in 7th grade (1st year high school as our local curriculum called it). He was a storyteller, and I got hooked on his stories! Mostly funny ones I honestly remember a bit. I remember his smile when I narrated him an impromptu crackfic. That was a blissful moment, until his departure from our school. I was quite sad, but over time I have gotten over it. That was seven years ago, but I still keep the memory of him forever locked inside my heart.

[Maudie]

Currently, I have no crush. But there is this one guy who I'm 85% sure has a crush on me... He's always messaging me, and he tries to get me to do programs that he does, and one time at youth group he was flirting with me non-stop. (I may have flirted back, but I'm regretting that now.) He's kind of a weird guy. He's too...nice. (Not that there's anything wrong with being nice, but I can't be attracted to a guy who would let me walk all over him if I wanted to.)

[Jetthebinturong]

Being nice and letting someone walk all over you are two different things. He could be really nice but also know what's okay and not okay. I mean, it's fine that you're not attracted to him, I'm just saying maybe he's not a moron.

[Maudie]

He's definitely not a moron...

[The Skarzs]

I know what you mean about too nice. . .
My first crush is a girl that I have seen around for years, but only in the last couple of years have I been able to talk to her. (I'm too shy.) Anyways, on a similar note, and not to be snobby or anything, but she's a bit too. . . "perfect", so to speak. What I mean is that she's got really high standards for herself, she's going to a boarding school in New York and is a top student, the career she wants to go into is very ambitious, etc. None of those things are bad, but it seems like someone as nice as her just wouldn't fit with someone like me. So, I don't have a crush on her any more. She's still pretty and nice to talk to, but that's probably going to be the most of our interaction from now on.
My mom swears that I'm going to need to find a girl who is rather boisterous to counteract my own stoic personality.

[Hickory]

Sounds like Sky... Kind of.

[The Skarzs]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or not.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I know what you mean about too nice. . .
My first crush is a girl that I have seen around for years, but only in the last couple of years have I been able to talk to her. (I'm too shy.) Anyways, on a similar note, and not to be snobby or anything, but she's a bit too. . . "perfect", so to speak. What I mean is that she's got really high standards for herself, she's going to a boarding school in New York and is a top student, the career she wants to go into is very ambitious, etc. None of those things are bad, but it seems like someone as nice as her just wouldn't fit with someone like me. So, I don't have a crush on her any more. She's still pretty and nice to talk to, but that's probably going to be the most of our interaction from now on.
My mom swears that I'm going to need to find a girl who is rather boisterous to counteract my own stoic personality.

Faiyloe.

[The Skarzs]

*Chokes.*

[Vilu Daskar]

[Maudie]

*Chokes.*

*Pats Skarzs on the back.*

[Blaggut]

I had a crush on...
ALL THE BABES! HAHAHA!


Rn I have a huge crush on this boyyy, he's sweet and funny and cool and smart but he's straight and hnnng #Troubles