first crush?

[Kreg]

nu i dunt

[The Skarzs]

Stop lying to yourself.

[Kreg]

Give me Five Reasons i have a Crush on del's  fire hydrant

[Ouroboros]

#1: Because
#2: you
#3: just
#4: do,
#5: okay?

[Delthion]

Ouroboros makes many good points.

[Sebias of Redwall]

lol 

[Kreg]

Give me 50 reasons.

[Ouroboros]

1: Well,
2: you
3: see,
4: my
5: friend,
6: that
7: would
8: be
9: extremely
10: time-consuming;
11: however,
12: as
13: your
14: relationship
15: is
16: so
17: important
18: to
19: both
20: yourself
21: and
22: the
23: fire
24: hydrant,
25: I
26: will
27: do
28: my
29: best
30: to
31: provide
32: you
33: with
34: some
35: high-quality
36: reasoning.
37: The
38: reason
39: you
40: have
41: a
42: crush
43: on
44: the
45: hydrant
46: is
47: because
48: you
49: just
50: do.

[Delthion]

Here, the truth this man speaks!

[Tungro]

Here the truth this man speaks!

Hear

[Delthion]

Actually, I just forgot a comma.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah pozted aboot it in ze Front Lavnz, Ziz fellov in me iztory clazz. Az Ah've zaid, vay oot o' me league zough...

[Jetthebinturong]

You'll never know if you don't try.

[The Skarzs]

True that. Firsthand experience here. *Points at myself.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Regardlezz Ah 'ave vay taae much zchool vork ze noo tae be azkin' anybeing oot or anyzin'. Ach...